You've probably all heard of the 'porn star' name game by now. (Name of your first pet + street you grew up on = your porn star name.) Well, I've invented a new version, which (I hope) works better. I call it 'hardcore porn name'. Here's how you work it out… Title (for white girls) Your title is either 'blonde', 'brunette' or 'redhead' (whichever is closest), followed by 'babe'. Title (for white men) Your title is your nationality (eg 'Italian') followed by 'stud'. Unless you're American, in which case you have no title. Title (for non-white people) Choose the closest description of your race from the following list: 'ebony', 'latin', 'asian' or 'indian'. (That's all the choice you get!) Followed by 'babe' or 'stud'. First name Think of your favourite fictional villain (of the same sex as you) from TV, books, movies etc. Take their first name. Surname Think of the first book you clearly remember reading (or favourite book as a child). The last word in the title is your surname. = your hardcore porn name! I wanna know if my formula works better than the original, so please tell me your regular 'porn star' name, as well as your 'hardcore porn name'. Here's mine… Porn star name = Grandie Ladyhouse Hardcore porn name = English Stud Biff Bang (No kidding! )
