Worst Shroom High Ever

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by rangerdanger, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    I like shrooms occasionally. I used to get shrooms from a guy Pat in Malibu who would take trips up to NorCal a coupla times/year and pick up a coupla pounds or so at a time and deal them.
    So I scored some from him.
    And a few days later I went camping with some friends to blaze.
    I was also a Forest Service volunteer, and when we arrived I had on my uniform.
    Now it usually takes me AT LEAST 40 minutes to come on after I eat some.
    I ate some and within 10 minutes or less started to come on. Major League big time.
    I started to go inside the tent to change out of my uniform when I saw a boy scout start walking towards me.
    At least he was a boy scout when I first saw him. 15 seconds by the time he got there he was a bright green iridescent lizard. He asked me something but it didn't make any sense (I don't speak lizard). So I said "ask me later".
    Then after I managed to take off my Forest Service shirt I had to locate my friends who had wandered off.
    Somehow I was able to locate them down streamside, and they were as fucked up as me.
    I had never been as high as I was right then.
    And I was high ALL FUCKING DAY LONG.
    And I was miserable. I did not want to be that high for that long. I was seeing chimps in the trees, clouds turned into taking faces, and I felt totally helpless, not like my usual shroom high.
    We didn't start to come down til that night, like 8--10 hours later and we were all burnt and instead of camping out we ended up going back to town.
    The next day I called Pat and told him how potent the shrooms were. He said "I'll try some, call me back later."
    I did call back several times but he told me the next day he was too stoned to answer the phone.
    His immediate reaction--he raised the price.
    Then he talked to his source and the guy told Pat that what he had bought was this new super strain of shrooms. The usual 2.5--3 gram dose for cubensis would put most people nearly out of it all day.
    Sure as fuck would have been nice if he had told Pat this when he bought them; my friend just assumed they were the same cubensis strain he had been buying for over 10 years.
    The few times I've done shrooms since then I always talked to people who had already taken some to check on potency.
     
  2. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    me and my gf are thinking about picking up some shrooms sometime to try em out. we've never done 'em before.

    good story :)
     
  3. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    If you know the potency and don't do a full dose especially the first time, shrooms are a blast.
     
  4. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    yeah, i figure we'll each take about 2.5 g. that sound about right?
     
  5. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    That's insane. Last time I had shrooms they were pretty good but it wasnt to noncontainable. But it sucked sort of because my friend was mad geekin' even though he had done them many times before, and he was the one that brought up the shrooms. So half the night I was trying to make sure he wasn't doing anything stupid, felt like I was baby sitting him and not tripping. Then we sat down and started to watch halfbaked but we couldnt really stay focused so we just talked and stuff, but the movie was still playing. So I look back at the screen and like my one eye could see the tv screen really far in, and the other couldnt even recognize the tv. It was insane, but that was pretty much the only think that was really feelable. That and when I saw my walls as waves. Then of course when I was off it, the just total euphoria of understanding everything perfectly. Because personally I love that part of the trip the most, when you are off and everything is clear. But then the next day was hell. So I don't think I will get his shrooms again for awhile, or take them with him, because they weren't that great. So hopefully I'm scoring some acid sometime soon so that should be a lot more of what I want.
     
  6. anonymous_nut

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    you guys will probably be good off of 2.5, but i prefer eating a whole eigth to the face.
     
  7. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    Ohh and I forgot to mention, we both had 3.5, an eigth, to ourselves.
     
  8. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    i saw one of my buddies probably have the worst trip i've seen somone have on mush

    he ate like 4 grams and then we went ot a drive in movie theatre

    as we drive in, the guy taking the money was some older hindu guy, so my buddy on shrooms rolls down his window and starts SCREAMING

    "HINDU? WHAT THE FUCK IS HINDU YOU PEICE OF SHIT! I'LL CREATE MY OWN FUCKIN LANGUAGE FUCK YOU!"

    ok...so some how we still got in

    he then proceeds to walk around the drive in, talking to everyone, even picking fights but then he finally got back to our car, where he would NOT fucking calm down, i was on mush too and probably was one of my worst trips too being there

    anyways finally, when he would not calm down my buddy punched him right in the face like HARD, so he fuckin shut up for like 10 minutes

    he then climbed into the back of buddies pathfinder and kicked out the back window !!

    LOL

    fuck bad bad times
     
  9. anonymous_nut

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    that sucks. my friend said that this noob to shrooms was going to trip for the first time and he wanted a spotter so they ate the shrooms. then the noob was talking about telling his parents that they were tripping and shit in his house. so eventually it gets so bad that my friend locks him in his living room.

    funny shit, but it must've sucked for my experienced friend, and he said that fool made it a bad trip for him.
     
  10. Crazy_P

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    Weak. It's always extra shitty to have to control someone who's tripping out of their gourd when you're also fried. Acid will never be the same after you've seen a girl SCREAMING at the top of her lungs for someone to please kill her, all the while trying to shut her up and get her the fuck out of the house before your buddy's parents wake up.
     
  11. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Heh, I know how you feel man. I used to grow B+ and Amazonian strains myself. Upon the first harvest of the B+ I got overly excited to try 'em out. Only problem was I didn't have a scale with me at the time and I had no idea how to guesstimate wet shrooms, so I just picked a few and ate 'em.... then a few more...
    Within an hour or so my friend turned into a panda and my sister turned into duck. I remember putting on a Boston cd and putting it on track 1... I checked back after what seemed like an hour and it was still on track 1... I tried looking at a clock but the numbers lost all meaning which caused me to lose all perception of time itself. I tried smoking a bowl of some juicy fruit, but I couldn't hold the bowl up long enough to hit it... I would try to stand up but I'd slowly sink back into my chair... I couldn't do anything but sit there. It was then that I had the most enlightening experience of my life.. I suddenly understood that 'everything is.' Of course, looking back on it I don't know what the hell that meant... Ya turns out I ate about 12 grams or so dry.
     
  12. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    super...shrooms...?
     
  13. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    they where probably just cyanescens, not cubensis.
     
  14. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    ranger said they were a new super strain of shrooms...i donno...
     
  15. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I totally used to grow C- Bahranian Cubensis. Totttttallly, man. It was so righteous. I had to carry a gat and everything. It was rather groovynwhathaveyou.

    No.

    That definately never happened.
     
  16. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    it takes a fairly experienced mycologist to create a new strain of cubensis mushroom, its not like plants at all. most all common cubensis are types found in the wild.

    i don't know why someone would go though the trouble when they could just grow cyanescens.
     
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