Does it cause heamorrhoids??

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by masa, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. masa

    masa Member

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    doing anal over long period of time (years??) would cause heamorrhoids?? or strong thrusts ?? any idea?
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Yeah, it actually starts immediately. If you have anal sex every day for a week, your ass will be so stretched out you won't be able to hold in your shit and will have to wear a colostomy bag for a few days or so.

    If you continue to engage in teh buttsecks, your sphincter will eventually lose all elasticity and you'll always have to wear a colostomy bag.

    If you don't know what a colostomy bag is, it's like those feedsacks they hang on horse's heads. But it's hanging off your butt and holds your shit.
     
  3. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    i love my colostomy bag.
     
  4. Sir_pickles

    Sir_pickles Member

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    lol. You only lose control of your bowels when anal sex is preformed improperly. i.e no lube. However, when anal sex is preformed properly there should be no pain and no damage.
     
  5. Alaskan

    Alaskan Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You can save money by saving plastic shopping bags. Triple ply them to prevent leakage. Use duct tape to secure to your body.
    Note:::: Done buy the cheap duct tape, if it give way in public you might become a instant outcast........
     
  6. luvmywifesass

    luvmywifesass Member

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    LOL! This place is nuts.

    No, anal sex does not cause hemorrhoids or loss of bowel control. The sphincter is a muscle, and just like any other muscle, it benefits from stretching and exercise. Therefore, if one learns how to control these muscles, they actually have better control.

    There are a million wives tales about people loosing bowel control, etc, etc, etc. They always seem to be told by someone who knew a nurse or doctor that told them... Whatever. I once talked to a urologist regarding anal sex, as I received a reproductive tract infection (RTI). He said I was just as likely to have received it from oral sex. A week of antibiotics later and I was good as new. I'll take my chances.

    My wife and I have been practicing anal sex for 14 years now. We are probably somewhat unique, as far as heterosexual couples go, in that we've only had anal and oral sex in the last six months or so. We only had vaginal sex about four to twelve times a year anyway, and neither one of us really enjoyed it nearly as much. For the past several years our sex life has been in overdrive. We have anal sex at least five times a week.

    Aside from the single RTI, neither of us have had any problems. My wife's ass is as tight as the first time, she just leaned how to control the muscles back there. And let me tell you, we have some pretty vigorous sessions, often lasting up to an hour. She can sit on top and bounce up and down and grind on my cock with her ass with no problem, or I can grab her hips and slam her ass doggy style.

    At 7.5", I'm no porn star, but I'm a little bigger than average (according to statistics). Just a little bit of the wrong angle, and I used to "bottom out" in her vagina. She can take a vigorous anal pounding with no such problems.
     
  7. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Dude what the hell this is so messed up. I seriously hope that you were joking toolmaggot
     
  8. barefoot_girl

    barefoot_girl Member

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    Ive been doing anal for 3 years now..no issues.
     
  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Ya know, the hardest part of wearing a colostomy bag is finding shoes to match.
     
  10. luvmywifesass

    luvmywifesass Member

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    Continuously? Wow, I thought my wife and I loved anal sex... Sorry, couldn't help myself.
     
  11. newlondongirl

    newlondongirl Banned

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    I've had anal since university and never had any problems
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    XD

    Yeah, the shoes, the purse. It's a mess. Accessories are such a bitch.
     

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