I hate it when I find a bag of pot in my pants pocket

............after pulling it out of the dryer

 

that sucks.

you know what's worse? dumping maybe 1/5 of a gram of coke onto what looks like a dry surface in a bathroom stall, only to find out it was slightly damp when it saturates the stuff and makes it un-snortable.

 

thats when its time to get out the needle, or else a candle and a spoon and start cookin up some crack.... :drool:

 

I'm not above either, but unfortunately it was some seedy bar on the lower east side, far from any of those things.

 

so you're saying the wetness could have been urine? eh, fuck it. you already would be lowering yourself to shooting up coke or smoking crack so whats a little piss in your veins or lungs?

 

that was a facetious remark.

I never shot anything, though yes, I've smoked crack a few times. the difference being, crack is something I'm thankful to have as an "experience", but piss in my veins or lungs doesn't really seem like much fun.

 

piss anywhere is fun. You should try it sometime. and so is smoking crack.

 

Crack? Damn, how did you get into that, Nick? I've done coke a few times, but that's the extent of it. I don't even smoke pot anymore.

 

haha, i am surprised ive never done that. i always do it with money.

 

it's not that big of a deal. I never "got into it" really, there were three times and the last was about five months ago, and each of those times I was either drunk or wiped out on xanax and sort of walked into a situation. I honestly haven't felt the need to take another stab at it since (though I liked it, of course).

hahaha, remember five years ago when I was totally into robo-tripping?

 

Ohhhh shit... I once washed a quarter by accident.

I dried it out.

Ever smoked pot that tastes like Tide and Suave?

Makes ya sick. Uhhum... one bowl made me throw that damn pot away.

What a waste.

 

gosh you know what sucks...being run down by the cops and being forced to swallow all the cocaine you have on you! Almost as bad as putting it through the wash or onto a wet surface.