What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who walked into the inflatable school with a pin? You've let me down, you've let yourself down and you've let the whole school down....
Heard it a few times. How about this: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, have candles instead.
Here's another to offend. Why does it take 15 woman with PMT to change a light bulb? BECAUSE IT DOES ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! (PMT: post menstrual tension)
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
lol i had a darkened landing until my friend from liverpool was over the other day coz i was too short to reach to change it. didnt wanna stand on chair coz my banisters are wobbly and it wouldve been almost certain sudden death lol
*Knock-Knock* Who's there? Prince. Prince-who? Prince the Jehovah's Witness! Oh, please come in! Really? No.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. *yes, i know it's horrible*
paddy buys a sarnie opens it and finds two probes sticking outta it ....phones bomb squad up ......sez ah by jesus thes two probes sticking out of me sandwich .....bomb squad fella says is it ticken...... paddy replies no think its beef.
Bloke walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a couple of drinks. A few hours later they are both rat arsed, they get up to leave and the giraffe falls and is out of it on the floor. The barman comes across see the giraffe and shouts, 'You can't leave that lyin' there!' The fella takes a moment looks at the giraffe and then the barman and says, 'It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!' 'Ha, ha, bum, bum' said the fox.
Hahahahahahaha! Man, you've made my hungover day worth getting out of bed for! I'm gonna be telling that joke all day now....
I'm glad someone likes it, because it's usually those kind of jokes that gets the typical "Ooooooh, should I laugh" responses.:tongue:
What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe? At least Hitler tried to finish a race. Other than that there are numerous marked differences, facial hair being one, and genocidal tendencies....
