cow mutilation! i know who done it!

it's the u.s. goverment who's doin the mutilation. not aliens, why would they give a crap about cows? it's not satanists, though i wouldn't put it past the bastards. it's the man who's screwin' around with the cows. why? because when they were testing nukes in new mexico the radiation spread into the other states down wind from there. the radiation got into the soil and into the grass were the cows pasturize (don't think that's spelled right but screw it). the parts most taken are tissues from the mouth, the liver, kidneys,the stomach(s), the ass (ha ha the u.s. goverment collects cow ass) and reproductive organs (again ha ha). why? because these are were the radiation would show up the most caus that's were the gras they're eatin is goin' and what not. how they doin it you ask? well they've built silent helicopters, right, and they take those and go collect a cow at random. then with this lazer cutter that was developped in a u.s. military base. they cut out the bits they need and take them back for analysis. they just drop the bodies where ever. well that's it, that's the story behind that. some of you probably already no this or think i'm retarded but whatever. feel free to tell me i'm retarded, i could care less. i'v got to go some suits are knockin' on my door. wait?! suit?! holly snapin' cra.....................................

 

I highly doubt that that is the method or motivation for cattle mutilation.

 

well tell the people who made the documentary where i found this out from. i think it's true, but your intietled to your opinion.

 

So what documentary did you find this out from, Isaneinthemembrane, if that is your real name?

 

think it was called the mutilation files, it was on space awhile ago. look dude maybe i'm wrong, i was just puttin' it out there as a conversation starter. and no that's not my real name, infact i'm not even a person. i am but an enigma in the matrix a glitch in the system. deal with it you hippie.

 

Either that or a confused fourteen-year-old with an X-files complex.

 

After a string of "cattle mutilations" in Arkansas, a member of the sheriff's department named Robert Carroll performed an experiment to see if he could find the source, be it natural or otherwise. He left a recently deceased cow carcass out in a field under constant supervision for 48 hours, during which time those conducting the surveillance watched the progression as the carcass began to exhibit all the classic signs of mutilation. The culprit? Postmortem bloating, blowflies, and maggots, which combined caused the skin to tighten and peel away from the animal and the soft tissue (such as eyes, internal organs, and anus), to be quickly devoured, leaving the animal with the appearance of having been surgically mutilated in a surprisingly short amount of time.

 

well ok fine look the way i put it was what i heard and it and it made sense to me if ya'll are gonna hate on me for havin' diffrent beleif then your nobetter than the goverment. and i said i just put this out as a conversation peice. and i was joking about the enigma thing. damn get a sense of humour for fucks saicks i thought you hippies were spose to be cool. and i'v never actually wawtched an episode of the x-files.

 

I'm not a hippy. And my sense of humor is fully intact. But seriously, you were joking about the enigma thing? Because I thought you really were a "glitch in the system". Damn...

 

why the fuck would people do that to a cow, i saw a show on thc(the history channel) and it said that they often find small holes the size of pencils in certain parts of the body, and also that we have VERY similer DNA to cows, the govt. would probabnly just use humans for testing, no need for cows...aliens are more resonable then the govt.

 

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It's the chupacabras, everybody knows that.

 

i think your just a matrix nerd that takes it to far.