Bare and hempless... tsk tsk tsk... we shalt have to do something about that. Now about payment... I accept flower, kisses, hugs, and endless amounts of sex. I might loose hippie points for not diggin' the aroma, but when my bodies start stinkin I bathe them in petchulli and that gains me double the hippie points. Ha!
it's easier if you just coat the bodies with lye and let the rainwater carry the fat into a barrel at the bottom of the hill...
Bare and hempless is a sad, sad state. Well, maybe not so much the bare part. I'm a perv and it's great. I revel in my perverted state of mind. I can pay you with any of the above mentioned methods of payments, but you may have to wait a few weeks for delivery. I'll try to overnight the sex to you, but there is only so much sex I can fit in a box. I'll try to fit as much as I can. Patchoulli, smatchoulli. Nothing will ever beat out the earthy aroma of decaying bodies in hippie points! I mean, come on, what is more natural? Huh? You tell me.