lies

Why do you lie though? I mean, why not just be honest?

 

I lied quite a bit when I was a kid. It was kind of a survival trait.

Now I can't remember the last lie I told. I feel no need to impress anyone, promote myself, etc...

I also always stand up for what I feel is right. Even though I'm wrong probably a lot of the time.

I'll usually lie to spare someones feelings. I'll also lie if I feel it's for a good cause. I suppose in some instances I could see saving my ass as a good cause.

But even though I do a lot of things that could get me in trouble, I really never even get close to being in trouble for it.

 

I am a great lyer, but my husband begs to differ.

Jessie always think that people are lying, that's what I do, it avoids trouble later on.

 

most people tend to vomit when I tell them the truth about what and who I was pooping on

 

Yeah, I can understand that. I mean, the subject of pooping brings out a lot of emotions.

 

I am going to pluck my eyebrows.

 

I already plucked mine this morning.

 

Sorry but you've got nothing on this kid :H


Hotwater

 

I can lie with a great face, although I took a polygraph, (helping out with FBI polygraph students... not a suspect) and apparently I lie horribly to a machine.

 

i can't be bothered to lie. i don't get the point. i'll bullshit for entertainment's sake. i will, however, withhold truthful information without the least hesistation or shame.

my brother jb stutters terribly whenever he's lying. it's awesome.

 

I don't understand why people always get so offended by something they themselves do on a daily basis. Sure, maybe they don't like the detailed descriptions of how I would enjoy smearing it all over them, or how I'd love to munch on it straight out of the sphincter, but I mean come on..... like I want to hear about girls and their extra heavy flows and the awful discharge they had this morning.

 

lies are what makes the world go round, make life interesting, plus their hella fun to do.

 

i find lying to be unnecessary
i'm a blunt person
everyone does lie, i mean it'd be hypocritical to say that i'm totally against lying..i just don't think theres really a point to a lie when honesty wouldn't hurt anyone either...

 

depends on the lie

 

I didnt want to say anything either but I was actually born twelve thousand years ago on the planet Zargoth, where I was raised by space bunnies until I was old enough to hop on my own. Hoping to make a name for myself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, I trained at the Clem Funduncle Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
It was during my first training mission that I pressed the wrong button and ejected myself to Earth, landing in my "parents" backyard in rural Australia.

I still continue to harbor dreams of space cadetship to this day. I have twenty-seven sisters 30 brothers one of which has an imaginary friend called Dickhead that got thrown out the car window one summer day..

 

seee now doesn't being honest make your heart feel better?
jesus thanks you
honesty makes flowers grow and sunshine warm the faces of little children

 

i just thaught that you lovely people of the hip forums had the right to know the truth lol

 

Is Dickhead okay, or was he circumcised?

 

Im guessing he was okay. We have seen his since, but he does send post cards from all over the place.

 

Poor Dickhead