people that think they're cool

here's the backstory: I'm staying with a friend in another town this weekend and I'm carrying. So, I run into another old buddy at the grocery store when I went in for some silk. So we exchange numbers and later on that night, I had nothing better to do (because some hippies don't know how to use the phone and call a nigga up when they are supposed to lol) anyways, I smoked him up good at his house. Really good. He hadn't smoked in a long time and we passed a big fat (big fat) cone and a decent sized joint. Well, he was pretty blazed, anyways we decide to go out to eat and the waiter recognizes that my buddy's high. Me and the other friend are cool though.

Anyways, this waiter comes up and is like 'Wow you must have cottonmouth let me get you a drink' and he's like being really invasive into our conversation and being wierd and trying to make 'weed jokes'. I don't think the guy had even seen marijuana before. So he's tryin to be our buddy and pissing us off. Then he tries to sit down with us and the other waiter got on to him and we were getting really pissed and we fucked with him a bit.

The point is, I hate it when people think they're cool with you just because you smoke. Random ass people that wanna buddy up with you cuz you have the chink eyes. Anyways, I was still holding a little at the time. I would have given him a good tip if he wasn't such a jackass, so I stuck a quarter in some of the beans instead. lol. Sometimes it's a cool ass person, sometimes it's a douchebag.

oh, and another story. I drive home last night and get home about one or two, and I hit the fuckin hay. Anyways, I wake up and my mom comes in there and was like 'I told your dad that you and I smoke weed' because my dad found the sack that I sold her. Anyways, my dad's cool I guess. He kinda sniffed my clothes this morning and acted wierd, but i'm glad my dad's cool. maybe I'll smoke with him one day.

long ass post. thanks to listening to my bullshit

 

nicely said ppl like that piss me off. another are ppl who out of nowhere ask you to smoke em up, although when im at a concert i usually pass to the left and incude a stranger. i love to share just dont beg. nice that your dad is cool.

 

I'd just return the favor and be like "hey... have you ever eaten buffalo wings... ON WEED?!?!"

 

I like hanging out with people who actually smoke, but people who are n00bs or who have never toked before who do that piss me off

 

I don't see the big deal. It's not like he was trying to be an asshole or anything.

 

yea he wasn't trying to act high, he was just trying to get a good tip or something. he might not have been trying to act like an asshole, but he was.

 

WhiTEboiGmoneyPimpn

your picture makes me want to stab you in the face one million times.

"Location: da bronx u kno hwo i do"

God you can't make this shit up. Seriously. Tell me you are joking?

 

hahahahahha.

 

one million exactly huh?

 

you're fly? ... LOL

 

hey
whiteboy
i like your tweety clock, its cute

 

he's pretty fly for a white guy....oh wait Offspring was popular before you were toilet trained

 

if by "fly" you mean vomit inducing then yes, you're quite "fly"

 

kid the only thing you dick is too big for is a hampster

 

is that why they dance funny?
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222418

 

must be. WhiTEboiGmoneyPimpn must be a "cereal"(lol) hampster rapist

 

haha, man i love these forums. here stuff like you guys posted before me is just uplifting

 

I can't even comment anymore. Every sentence I've tried to write down involved the words retard, fucking, douche bag, god damn fucking little prick, and hope you get ass raped in jail.

 

^^^ lmfaooooo

 

That has to be the best way I can think of tell your dad you smoke weed, unless of course he smokes and you just smoke together . I'm waiting for the right moment to make it an extremely unpleasant surprise for mine.

And little ganga dude, I've got a perfect idea. Down at your nearest police station they've got all the weed they've confiscated in an unlocked evidence room. Why don't you go see if you can get in? I'm sure you've got the gangsta skillz.