Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

In another post I mentioned that I've had sex with lots of girls.
I'm not real good looking or buffed, or rich.
So how did I do it?
I'll tell you by giving you tips on how you too can spend a lot of horizontal time with the ladies.
-First of all, be cool. Don't act like you're desperate for sex. That's a sure way NOT to get laid.
-Compliment women. Every girl has positive points. Maybe it's her eyes, or her hair, or that she's a good dancer, etc.
-Ya gotta have wheels. It doesn't have to be a Mercedes or Porche, but let's face it, a '84 Yugo with a racing stripe ain't gonna cut it.
-You gotta have your own place. Sneaking a girl into your parents house is no good. Get your own place and put posters on the wall and make it look nice. Maybe a vase with flowers.
And hide all your stroke mags.
-Learn to eat pussy REAL GOOD. Become an expert at it. Find a girl who will tell you what you're doing right and let her teach you. Of the hundreds of women I've bedded I only met 1 girl who didn't like to have her pussy licked. Girls like to cum but most women can't get off from just the old in n out. Get them off and they will tell their friends.
-Be bold and assertive. Walk up to a girl you don't know at a party, bus stop, wherever and start talking to her. Compliment her right off the bat.
-Talk to women before and after sex. Find out what she likes and doesn't like. Be nice.
-Treat sex as a fun activity.
-Be attentive to a womans wants & needs, sexual-wise.
-When you set your sights on a certain girl, act like you're only interested in her.
-Buy her little trinkets. Doesn't have to be expensive. Like flowers or maybe a $25 necklace with a heart, something like that.
-Always have good weed. And alcohol is good too. Lots of girls like to get drunk and screw. But don't go overboard. You don't want to get so wasted you can't perform. If getting wasted is your goal, do that with your buddies, NOT a girl you want to fuck.
-Don't have sex with a girl and then scamper off to tell all your friends. Another guy will hear you brag, want to have sex with that girl, and dis you to her in hopes of getting laid too.
Guys bragging to their friends about girls they've laid--not good. Girls telling their girl friends how good in bed you are--VERY GOOD.
-Make it plain to a woman that you're not interested in a long-term relationship. A lot of girls aren't interested in a long-term relationship either.
-ALWAYS wear a condom. Getting a girl pregnant or getting (or worse yet passing around) an std is no bueno.
-Have sex a few times, then move on. If you hear something like "Hey how come you never take me anywhere nice, all you want to do is fuck" RUN, RUN AWAY as fast as you can.
-Don't waste time on a girl. If you haven't had sex the first 2 times you've been alone with her , it ain't gonna happen.
Girls deciede within a few seconds on laying eyes on you if they're ever gonna have sex with you. Nothing will change her miond. So if getting laid is what you want, and you ain't getting any, move on.
-Tell the girl you like her a lot. But DON'T say you love her (unless you do and want to settle down).
-Don't decieve women. Don't tell her you love her and want her to be your girlfriend unless you really feel that way. Be open and honest. Don't tell her that you just want to fuck her a few times and them find someone else either.
-Personal hygene is a MUST. No girl wants to go to bed with a sweaty guy with bad breath.
-Don't waste time at a club or bar with corny pick-up lines. My most successful line was "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Some will give you a dirty look and walk away. But sometimes the woman will say "Hell yeah." Especially if that's why she came there in the first dam place.
-Technique: So you're with a girl and you're making out and things are looking good.
Don't rush things. Don't like be all over her slobbering like a puppy.
Women like lots of foreplay. Hugging and kissing, stuff like that. Whisper in her ear how much she's turning you on, how sexy she is. Lick her neck. Take it slow and easy. Women take longer to get aroused than us guys. Feel and suck her tits. When you finger fuck a girl don't jab a finger in and out of her pussy like your drilling for oil. Rub on the opening in a circular motion. Go down on her. Some young women have never had a climax with a guy (women aren't construsted to cum from fucking). If you're the first guy that gets a woman off she'll totally dig it and want you again.
-If she says no: women have 2 ways of saying no. If you're making out and you go for her tits or crotch and she says NO!!! that means no. Maybe she's on her period. Get out the scabble board cause it ain't gonna happen.
But sometimes a woman will moan no. That means no, not yet or no I'm not horny enough yet. Learn the difference.
NEVER EVER EVER force a woman. And never try getting her so fucked up on drugs/booze she doesn't know what's going on.

I love women. A LOT. To me, the best high is sex.
I've always treated women nice, and always made it plain that there are no strings. If a girl wants a long-term relationship, I make it plain I'm not him. No problem, we'll both look elsewhere.

I've had long-term relationships before. I'm not against them. In fact to me the ultimate goal is to find someone who you love and can trust and want to spend the rest of your life with, settle down and live happily ever after.
But you don't want that if you're young. Go out and fuck and have a lot of fun and THEN think about settling down. Too many guys make the mistake of settling down with the first girl they have sex with. I know some guys who've married the very first girl they have sex with.
Sad. Because the chances that the first girl you fuck is that special one is like--well, you have a better chance of winning the lottery.

And finally, NEVER mistreat a woman. Never hit her or steal from her or tell her she means something special to you if she doesn't. Don't make a date with her then blow her off. In short, don't do anything to her you wouldn't want to happen to you.

 

this post offends me. BUT I agree with some of the things you said. A lot of this could be made into a list of things to do/say to attract a partner, not just a lay.

 

and as far as 'never mistreating a woman' mucho kudos there homie. Thanks for including that in your list. Some people just don't think of that.

 

lol the nice shoes, wana fuck seems something any1 could pull off :lol:

 

I'm at a loss at why you're offended.

I love women. I adore and cherish them. That's why I wanted to be with as many as possible.
Yeah, most of my tips were on how to attract women. What someone does past that point is up to them.
I also mentioned NOT to decieve women. Let 'em know up front you aren't looking for anything permanent; some of them aren't looking for anything long term either.
But people need to cum. Orgasms are healthy. And having sex with a partner is almost always more fun than flying solo.

And know this: for the most part, women are programmed to find a steady stable guy, someone who can provide for her young.
Men on the other hand are programmed to have sex with as many women as possible, to pass on their genes.
It's just the way things are.
Men shouldn't complain about women who want to settle down in an exclusive relationship. Niether should women complain about guys who want to "cum and go".

 

i really shouldn't be offended by this as I recognize your intent, but i dunno, perhaps we value different things in other people. Personally, I would prefer a long, deep conversation and an emotional connection with another person rather than a fuck and a fuck and a fuck. just me though. Carry on

 

women always get offended for the slightest things, but when theire calling theire partner an imbacill and ll that its kewl, afterall- who needs men

 

an imbacill you say?

 

I mentioned in my post that my ultimate goal long--term is try find the "perfect" woman, and settle down with her for the rest of your life.
But chances are you won't find the perfect women unless you've been with a lot of them.
Sex with someone you're in love with and who loves you back is the ultimate. No better feeling in the woirld.
But sex without love is a fuck of a lot better than jacking off to internet porn.
Not that's there's anything wrong with jacking off to internet porn. But having a partner is waaaaay better in 99 out of 100 cases.

 

You've never had sex little boy, unless it was with your sister or a sheep.
You're just a kid who thinks it's cool talking like a gangsta but all you're doing is making a fool out of yourelf.

 

^^^ HAHAHAHAHA, what a douche bag

 

:lol:

 

everyone just immediately badmouthed that kid, and yet, I don't feel sorry for him at all in the slightest. hahahahaha

 

yeah ive been with one of thse cases where jacking off was better than the sex its so awful when you prefer your hand to thepussy you are currently fucking.

 

I must agree. I can understand what you're saying. Personally, I would rather not have sex unless I am in some way 'involved' with her. Massive amounts of sex with many different people just doesn't appeal to me. It just goes against my personal philosophy. I understand that I'm probably in the minority here, so I'll just shut up now

 

virgin^

 

kid no offence but your 14,look about 10 and holding a plastic gun, youv never been layed. just shut up cz you get abit annouing.


and rangerdanger: you remind me of one of my best friends kieran he enjoys sex like you do. making woman happy and enjoying sex with the person rather then sex being a symbol of love and connection between to people. im glad you see this way of look at sex positivaly and are carful with how you treat woman. kieran is carful yet hates him self for being a 'slag'.

 

"""" really shouldn't be offended by this as I recognize your intent, but i dunno, perhaps we value different things in other people. Personally, I would prefer a long, deep conversation and an emotional connection with another person rather than a fuck and a fuck and a fuck. just me though. Carry on """
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I am a woman who has had three husbands and am experienced with men in general....

Your words rocked me...especially the "emotional connection"

To me I would be more aroused by emotional intensity and intellect than anything else....

and I suspect.....

this is what most women like.....

 

okay cool

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! this kid is abnoxios, ok you are 14, you are not a pimp. kids gonna kill us all with a toy gun and bad ebonics. really kid put down the 2pac cd step away and get intelligent. btw your tweetie bird clock is adorable "gangster". this kid thinks he is a crip cause he got halfway through GTA san andreas and listens to dr dre. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! the downfall of youth is rap music