A Brief Brag

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by rangerdanger, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Back in the late 80's I met the most wonderful people (naked in the woods btw).
    We became good friends (still are). They're all about 20 years younger than me. At first I felt somewhat insignificant, because they were mountain climbers, explorers, pilots, skydivers, kayakers, and were into other forms of daring-do.
    I on the other hand like corn dogs.
    Then one day I realized I had done something that none of them could do--way too dangerous.
    I've had sex with over 200 women.
    Can't do that nowadays-- way too risky.
    Most of these liasons occured from the late 60's to the early 80's.
    There were times when I had sex with 3 different girls on the same day (one at a time) and several time 3 girls at the same time.
    I'm an average looking guy in not the best of shape, but I AM nice.

    In the mid-70's I lived in Agoura CA. Soon after I moved there I met a girl and we had sex a few times. Then she come over with a g/f, I put the moves on the g/f and a week later I was having sex with that girl. Then after a few sessions that girl brought a g/f over and the process would continue. I had sex with about 10 of them in a space of a few months.
    Man I was so proud, charming the panties off the sweet things (all of legal age of course).
    Then I found out that wasn't the case.
    I would do things, and do them better, that most of the guys the girls went out with wouldn't do or were lousy at.
    The girls were passing me around like a play thing is what they were doing.
    God I felt so cheap [​IMG] .

    "I used her she used me but neither one cared,
    We were getting our share"
    Night Moves Bob Seegar

    And a special thanks to all the girls I've loved, if only for half an hour.
     
  2. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    lol ranger after reading your stories i think you might just be my idol
     
  3. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    that is....amazing
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahahaha ROFLMGDAO pretty gangsta, huh? notice the Tweety Bird clock:jester:
     
  5. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    LOL i love this guy
     
  6. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    I have a new hero.
     
  7. 420everyday

    420everyday Member

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    STFU you wantabe gangsta.You suck dick for crack bra. You funkin :troll:
     
  8. Bisexual god

    Bisexual god Banned

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    lol
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    hehe XD
     
  10. Flowers In My Hair

    Flowers In My Hair Spontaneous Joy

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    Awwww :)

    I tawt I taw a puddy cat.
    I did. I taw a puddy cat
     
  11. Parkman

    Parkman Member

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    like someone said earlier

    YOu sUcK diCK FoR crACK Bra!
     
  12. Melissa <3's Weed

    Melissa <3's Weed Member

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    This guy is my hero! :D but i love rangerdanger's stories
     
  13. out_in_the_sticks

    out_in_the_sticks Member

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    omfg dude i love ur stories lol and on another point every single fuckin thread ive been in tonight has turned into a shitload of ppl makin fun of that lil 4 year old douche-bag lil wigger wannabes gettin annoying
     
  14. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    ranger, how old are you? like 60?
     
  15. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    he said that he met "daredevil" type hikers; I'm assuming their about 20, and he said he was about 20 years older then them. that makes him about 40 in the late 80's

    40+17= 57.... i rounded up to 60.

    either way, your math is off.... nigga
     
  16. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    fruitcake.. hahaha
     
  17. gharp8619

    gharp8619 Member

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    hahahaha
     
  18. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    haha what a tool
     
  19. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    ive been called a fruitcake, a nigga ass bitch, a bitch ass nigga, but never have i been called a fruitcake ass nigga.

    points for originality! I'm cereal! :jester:
     
  20. oncetwicepass

    oncetwicepass Member

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    ... keep the stories comin!
     
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