Soap

i just made soap and it smells really good. i cant wait til it cools so i can use it.


Then i can have a soap shindig
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i like making soap, it's fun. i once tried this method i saw in a book, where you have a huge pitcher of the prepared soap liquid, and you pour it very quickly (wearing thick gloves and a safety mask, into a huge bucket of ice water. the soap dries into this crazy shape if you do it just right. my best one came out looking like a wave in the ocean. though technically the method is for candle-making, and no one wanted to use the pretty soap, i enjoyed it. i tend to enjoy any art that requires protective clothing.

 

i burnned my hand doing it

 

Making soap is cool.....but aint it a bitch to carve out all that fat in the toughest places?


Gotta find them big juicy dead bodies, ripe for the carving

 

I made soap once...in my high school chemistry class. It's in the shape of a bat and we used model car paint to color it gray. Needless to say, I have no plans or intentions of ever bathing with it.

 

Wait... you people use soap?

No hippie points for you!

 

Nice job... i hate soap!

 

Making your own soap is very Hippie - unless your name is Proctor or Gamble.

 

I think I'm going to go use 5 bars of soap and litter all my unhomemade soap wrappers all over a forest preserve so as to lose as many Hippie Points as possible.

I am the ANTI HIPPIE! Duh duh duh duh! Away!

 

making soap is so much fun.... good times...

 

I sell hippie points, you will need them to stay on this website when the apocolypse comes.

If you don't have money then I accept other forms of payment.

 

...Like Paypal? Or...uh...ohhhh...I see...

 

Celts were the original hippies and they invented soap about 3000 years ago.

I think Rubin is just raising money to bribe some INS official so he can stay in the US. I have no idea why he would want to do this. Israel is infinitely more fun.

 

Exactly, in Israel I can relate to matter as I drop the bomb.

 

If Israel doesn't have Denny's, this just will not do, Rubin!

 

We don't even have McDonald's...

The damn hippies protested so much that McDonalds literally left the country.

 

I have no need for hippie points, for when the apocolypse comes I will be in my bomb shelter full of dead bodies I have accumulated over the years (Yeah, sure, some are decomposed, but they age like a fine, fine wine ) having this delicious feast while all you suckers will be sitting on here starving.

Although if you have anything else of interest, I'd be more than willing to buy. But seeing as I am broke, I will need to use the other form of payment, whatever that would be.

 

Wouldn't the bodies smell a bit? I am not too keen on the aroma, I like em fresh.

Ergh... I sell music, yes... I will write you songs! ...and hemp crap, and ehh...ehh... my soul? Hmm?

 

Hmmmmmmm......well, I could use the songs, that's for sure. A little music never hurt anyone. And I could most certainly use something made from hemp, seeing as the hemp necklace I used to have crapped out on me and now my neck has been left bare and hempless.

........and YOUR SOUL, you say? That is an offer I can't refuse.
SOLD!

Now, let's get to that form of payment.

Oh, and the bodies DO smell, but you should lose hippie points for not diggin' on that earthly aroma. That scent is like a million trillion orgasms in my nostrils.

 

So if you are AntiHippie, who is your evil archenemy? Every superhero needs a nemesis.