This is a message mainly for mystical_shroom, but open to any females. How would you like to have a penis for the day? Why not hire mine? I have a range of hourly rates based on what you plan to do with it, so I'm sure we can work out a price that's right. Now, of cource, you have to realise that my penis is still attached to my body, and as such, anywhere you want my penis to go, i'll have to go along with it.. but you'll be free to do whatever you want with it (be it slap people around the face with it, look/study it, or even *play* with it). What do you think? (PS, I expect demand to be high, so book early )
lol, oh wow, there sure is some high demand here, eh? heh, looks like your having trouble keeping all these women at bay...calm down ladies calm down. theres enough dan to go around for everyone.
Ah, but you see, if only you knew about all the PMs I'm getting in relation to this offer.. uumm.. well ok, it's none - but that's not the point. They must be lost in the mail or something We all know they want a bit of the Dan, they are just too shy to come forward and get it... don't be shy ladies, you know you want it LOL
I'm offering a valuable service here... your very own penis for the day... the one thing you can never have (sure, you can have 'the op', but it's not a real penis), and I'm offering it on a plate...
don't do it! martha will chop up your penis using some fancy slicing method arange it on a platter and add glue and sparklies to it to show all her friends. the damage done by glue and sparklies is irreversible....the chopping isnt much fun either i would imagine.
UR KIDDING. YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF THE GREAT MARTHA STEWART? HAHA SHES A CARPET MUNCHER IN PRISON NOW. peace chickens
she's a tv show host who tells women how to cook fancy stuff and decorate their houses, she got arrested for insider trader and is currently in jail
