First time marijuana

Can someone tell me if this was normal? My first time trying it i felt as if everything was delayed 3 seconds, i felt like i was in a video game, i was also freezing my ass off. Another thing that happened was that i had unvoluntary movements (i was doing things i didnt want to) i felt like i was flowing around in an ocean. Was i tripping out, is this what its always like? I also had VERY twitchy movements.

So basically at work i made a total fool out of myself...

 

Hahah, yeh, bro, totally normal. Grats on joining the community of us, but I remember my first time it felt like I was speaking normally but I was speaking in some language that no one else understood. Until I started comming down from my high then I realized I was also screaming at the top of my lungs in "some bulshit language". Haha, good times, good times.

 

Wow...all i know is that i made a massive fool out of my self, i seriuosly dont know what happened but, i was extremely violent and did things i REALLY regret doing.

 

Next time try and do it in a spot you know and is comfortable to you. There will never be another time like your first time IMO. But they can be great as long as you aren't to weirded out by the environment.

 

i was like screaming at the toilet for like a half an hour and breathing uncontrollably i also could barely talk, and i did some pretty disgusting stuff lwhich i really dont want to say...please kill me...

 

Have you ever drank or tripped or anything? Or is this your first time doing anything? Cuz it sounds like you probably had some good stuff, or maybe some laced stuff for your first time, or maybe it was just your low tolerance, of never doing it, dunno.

 

I have yet to meet someone who gets violent from smoking, regardless of whether its their first time or not... so no, that doesnt sound normal at all.

 

I have a really good friend that is into deathmetal a lot, and whenever he smokes he gets pretty violent, but I don't know if you are referring to that kind of violence, or just hurting people for shits and giggles.

 

The other guy that did it with me, had a small effect, it was probably because i smoked way too much, like 4 full puffs, even right now i kinda feel woozy, and its been more than 12 hours.

 

Like i could not control myself at all, everything had been involuntary movements. I remember throwing a whole bunch of stuff on the floor.then again i could barely remember almost anything.

 

Uh.... you were probably just being dumb or taking it too far.

I've never felt violent when I was smoking, except for the first few times I like.. ran into this dog cage and didn't notice it and started kicking the cage around (no animals in it) and yelling at it. Haha.. I was just pretty baked, was all.

So I've been there.

 

i think i might of whacked off in front of everybody...

 

well THATS normal

 

I'm smelling bull shit. That's ridiculous, I've been totally roasted before, and I've never been so fucked up (off weed) that I would do something like that.

You are a liar, or you got some fucking laced weed.

 

u sure it was weed?

 

lol one time it was like 11pm and we were in a restaurant(i think a burger king) and me and my friend decided to go to manhattan, and we kidnapped our one friend who was blazed beyond belief. He wanted to go home, but he was def. too blazed to pretend to be sober so we brought him along. So since I payed I blazed the last .2 and as we were heading up there I was singing all the songs and I was like this is amazing I never know the lyrics and I really believed the weed was helping me recall lyrics....that is until I thought I knew the lyrics to a hebrew rap song that my friend put on. At that point I realized I had no idea what the fuck I was doing lmao. good times

 

wow this thread smells really wierd.

jacking off in front of everyone?

involuntary movements?

shouting random dribble?

wtf is going on, this might happen to fucking children but it shouldnot happen to adults with any personal sense of humility

 

Yeh, I knew it was kinda fishy when I was trying to think of logical things to say and he would always come back with some contridiction. I am almost sure this guy was either on some kind of blackout drug ((RUFFIEZ, ZOMGZ)) OR he is just shitting us, trying to act like an asshole making fun of the stoners. I say, we burn him.

 

I get that sometimes when I'm really stoned, I love it

edit- ...

I love how you're only telling the story piece by piece (most likely as you think up more bullshit). I don't buy it.

 

smoke about 10more times, you wont regret it