i refuse to brush my teeth.

consumer cycles. kid brushes teeth kills off his mouths self limiting factors. every succesful system has self limiting factors. yer gobb is one ofem. you ever cough up plaque from them glands near yer adenoids? stinky shitballs eh? till i was 19 n got hit in the face with a van i had pristine teeth. told fosterfucks etc to fuck themselves if they came at me toothepaste wise. a toothbrush is cool tho. who doesnt enjoy a fierce brushing? anyhoo im starting this topic hopin other fuckers will have info relatin to my observations. fuck mouthwash drink you sum rum when ya wake up.* i always end anything heartfelt with sumthing foolish.

 

This sounds like the kind of gibberish people spout off when they're high on blow... Except more mundane and less witty.

If thats possible.

 

You appear to be in agreement with Albert einstein, who did not brush his teeth because he believed it was unsanitary.

 

no i mean it. if u read me youd see wit was the last thing on my mind..when im jokin etc. typing is exhausting. ive won a few converts in converstaion but this typin shit is rough.there prolly are bacteriologists n shit who get my drift. bad n good bacteria. u kill off both. so u need the toothpaste fer equilebrium cuz u done fuct off what was free. shampoo. hell alotta so called hygenic shit works that way. lotion. me i just lather myself with my own dickbutter.

 

Showering everyday removes natural oils in the skin and hair. It can be damaging.

 

actually, brushing your teeth is the main reason that people get cavities and gum disease - this is an interesting thread as most of the science behind the argument for brushing your teeth has been done by corporates - infact quite a few people are realising that your teeth would last a lot longer if you brush less often - and used a mouthwash rather than a brush - also the author of this thread is right about strong alcohol - it is a better mouthwash than that mint flavoured pig piss that you can buy from chemists - I recomend Bells whiskey sloshed round the mouth for 5 minutes a glug.
a couple of glugs a day and your teeth are bacteria free but also youre not brushing the enamel off your teeth so often if you just brush 4 times a week

check it out on the web - a lot of doctors agree with the starter of this thread

when you brush the plaque off your teeth - youre actually cracking another layer of protection - plaque builds up for a reason - if the body didnt want plaque it would have a system to get rid of it

 

heh. I'd like to see alcohol companies promote this That'd be great.

 

Buy new improved Bells Whiskey - gets you pissed as a rat and keeps your teeth clean
no more namby pamby mint breath for you - smell like a man and use bells number 8 teeth cleaner and headf*ckin fluid in one -
students swear by bells - SEE:

 

Any kind of 40% spirit would make a better mouthwash, I think listerine (depending on the flavour) is between 16-23% ABV.

 

I prefer to use a plain ol' brush with baking soda or nothing at all like I did when I hiked the Appalachian Trail. I have a small space between the upper part of a tooth and my gums where food gets caught so I have to floss 2 x daily to avoid sore gums or worse....


I'm 31 and have never had a cavity but then again I'm vegetarian and rarely eat sugar.

 

And Plotinus. He was so subdued in mind-body dualism that he was convinced that bathing was unnecessary.

 

Nah man, I just can't take you seriously
At all.