I really don't know what to do and I don't know how long I can still take this..

Jersey fellow.... you have been spamming every single part of the entire forums for a week now... and you are now stirring shit, ya know... shit should be put into a toilet and flushed, not stirred after taken.

Catch me drift?

 

also it helps to bathe from time to time.

 

I don't spam. If I wanted to spam, I'd at the very least promote my website

 

<Stops the impulse to make a "typical Jersey" comment>

 

Yeah, you should talk. Looks like you suffer from a severe case of hernia in your picture

 

Okay, troll then.

 

Yeah.... well yer a poopy head.

 

Listen dude, there are a lot of people in your position that are a lot older. I know exactly how you feel, I'm 18 and never had a girlfriend, thats two whole years older, I turn 19 this summer. Yeah, it can be stressful but your still REALLY young, I dont blame you for wanting one, and I know how pressurising it feels to see your friends with partners and you without one. I too have gone on about it in the past but i reached a point and said to myself ''Hey, maybe i'm trying too hard, maybe the best way is to sit back and the right girl will come to me when I least expect it''. Again, your still young, but I dont blame you for wanting the experience. Best of luck!

 

Child... one day you will grow wings, but you will cut them off and sell them for socialism while everyone else will fly and you will watch them with wet eyes wishing for a better place.

 

Anyways, why is it that so many young people- 16, 17, 18, 19 year olds get really upset because they either haven't had sex or haven't had sex in three months... or don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend, etc?

Seems like such a silly thing to worry about and espiecially at such a young age.

 

you're kidding, right? i've been trying to get a mercy fuck offa him for 2...maybe 3 years now.



anyway, OP, doing the right thing the right way never feels as good as instant gratification. but once the "must spread the seed NOW" hormones pass, you'll have a lot fewer regrets, and much better relationships. you're dealing with highly hormonally controlled people. most teenagers are like cats in heat. they make no sense, they have no logic...okay, i never got over that phase, but still, you're doing fine. 16 is nothing in the grand scheme. your relationships will likely mean more. high school. what a fucking joke. it only means a lot because it seems like it should right now, what with the all the peptides oozing. follow you frontal cortex, it won't lead you wrong.

 

hernia? umm ok dude. That comment wasnt even really directed at you. it was directed at whoever wanted to know how to fuck a slut.

 

Well, that speaks for yourself, you're not "from around here."

 

ahahahaha. where's "here?"

 

ohhh man, I'm sorry lol. FYI, I had to look hard to make that comment, I'm sorry dude, I think you're cool. I thought it was directed at me!

 

Now look

You meant the 'from', right?

 

Sweet Jesus, you are one insecure ****. (and I mean that in the nicest possible way)

 

Crud,

Learn to chill out, dude. You seem awfully insecure.

 

LOL!!

Whoa... Rubin beat me to it.

 

as a mouthy idiot, i can say, i identify with the dumbass.