Christmas is tomorrow

I reckon that we should start a campaign to move Christmas to tomorrow (the August Bank Holiday Weekend) so we can celebrate it on trhe beach like they do in hot countries.

So today I will start by putting up decorations and making crackers.

 

Good call! I've just changed my mobule phone ringtone to "jingle bells".

 

heh, I'm going to a christian festival, how appropriate! Maybe I'll start giving away sweets or something...

 

I'm going to put on a fake beard and hang around outside the shopping centre telling people I'll give them a surprise if they sit on my knee ... hang, was going to do that anyway ...

 

hehehehehe yay! merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The beach???? Its raining here in the not so sunny south west!

But hey its always raining so "Merry Christmas everyone"

 

Why not have three or four christmas' a year??

 

bah humbug

 

Took the words right out of my mouth Joel

*whispers* Merry Christimouse*

 

What did everyone get? I got some food! (From a bag. On a plate.)

 

I got loads and met Santa:

 

I got a lump of coal

 

oh but thats good hippy girl... it represents a warm and snuggly year ahead

 

Your parents told you that too eh?

 

no they told me santa wasnt real, but i knew when i saw a strange man filldling around in my stockings that they were lieing...... turns out santas alias is Jaycee