smokin' on a school day: official rule(s)

rule 1 class is automatically cancelled if subject is too high

 

rule 2: never bring the bong to school

 

Rule 3: bring only a small amout of bud, so you wont have any after you smoke.

 

pffff i bring 15g's to school.... but thats because I deal

rule #4 smoke off school property. i've been caught way too many times sparkin a jay at the smokers corner.

 

Rule #5: Don't deal at school.

 

Rule #5: Keep axe or other de-oderizer if you have class soon after.

 

Dude, there can't be two Rule #5's.

 

Rule #7: smoke BEFORE and AFTER school

 

Rule #7 don't over do axe or tag wear something over it when u smoke then take it off

 

rule 457, sub b, sector 9, quadrant 47th : always bring eye drops

 

Rule 8: Blow the smoke in the toilet if you are smoking in the bathroom.

 

^really???????

 

^^^ yeah, it works, you just have to put your face underwater....

rule 5: if you think you are too high for woodshop, you are too high for woodshop.


and there can be as many rule number 5s as we need. remember: we were high in math class.

 

rule 9 : don't brag to everyone that you're stoned

 

rule 10, if any1 starts saying or asking around if ur stoned, tell theire wasteman anf if they dont shut the fuck up youll beat the living fuck out of them after school

 

rule eleven: if smoking in bathroom, use one hitter and ghost hits. No noobs

 

rule 12: don't go to welding super stoned (you may like the lights and colors, but arc flash is a bitch!)

rule 13: smoke in a place where you are hidden but can see if anyone is coming from a distance

 

rule 14: avoid teachers for 15 minutes after smoking so you can guage your high and know how to handle yourself

*my 420th post*

 

Yeh, I'm not sure why, but it works to prevent the smell, though you will still smell it in the bathroom, it won't smell near as much.

 

rule 15: if your doing it alone.. dont tell anyone else because people are bound to nag for some