I actually fucked my gf into the hospital...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by the6peace8keeper, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    Ive had a new girl for six weeks or so and really like her, shes very much my type, small but not stick like, 4-11 and she does alot for me, well if a jobs worth doing it should be done right, so a few days ago I was doing my best and we both felt somthing move way deep inside her.....after being in bad pain for 3 days she said she needed to go to the er.

    I felt bad but had to drop her off and go to work, but I got worried after 3 hours and went to find out what was up, then she called as I was driving and said she was going to kill me.

    It seems a females utures can actually be dis-loged and moved, so they had to do a few things and get it back in place, I feel so so bad but......I was just trying to do a good job.

    Shes still hurting bad.....gotta hand I can borrow?
     
  2. masterofpuppest

    masterofpuppest blank

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    woah, that is crazy! i didnt know stuff like that can happen!
     
  3. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    If ya dig deep enough it seems it can, we have fun in bed but by no means did I try to hurt her in that way..... I guess the doc was a bit on the red side and said yall got to take it a bit easier. Im afraid to touch her now......and shell (ha ha)wont answer my phone calls now.
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Looks like you're going to have to jerk off for a while.
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Don't follow rats advice. You'll wake up with bruises around your hands, unable to work...
     
  7. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    haha!! this story sounds much better on the phone.
     
  8. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I had a girlfriend who's hip would dislocate once in a while. We would have to stop, and I'd help pop her hip back into place.

    Freaked me the fuck out the first time that happened.
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yeah, my ex was really long, and he'd hurt me all the fucking time, to the point that i'd be huddled in a ball on the couch in agonizing pain for hours. after having a child, i can tell you, it felt very similar to labor pains. probably my body trying to get back in proper place or something.
     
  10. Flowers In My Hair

    Flowers In My Hair Spontaneous Joy

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    Ouch Ouch Ouch!
     
  11. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Haha ouch..

    A friend of mine has a PA piercing, and one time he actually tore his (now ex)girlfriend's cervix with it. I told him to never tell that story to any females he'd want to get it on with. :tongue:
     
  12. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    Ave,

    And I care ... Why? Well, pretty cool that you're a Satanist. LaVeyan? Ever read The Satanic Bible? Nice av, I have that on my arm :p Never thought I'd meet a fellow here.
     
  13. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Hmmmm... now I am afraid to have sex.
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Maybe you should stop having sex with midgets.
     
  15. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    4'11 isn't a midget
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Perhaps not but you're almost certainly familiar with The Misty Mountains, The Mines of Moria, Fangorn forest, Ringwraiths, Mordor, Isengard, The Prancing Pony Inn, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Aragon & Arwen, and oh, a place called Hobbiton [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
  17. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

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    thats crazy and sounds awful..

    that probably happened to me. i remember once after sex with my ex i was in so much pain i was writhing around on my bed for hours, it was too painful to move and i couldnt even scream in pain it was so bad. i dont think ive ever been in that much pain before..

    it eventually went away though after a couple of hours. i hope child birth isnt as bad..
     
  18. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    hes not a satanist,, just a confused rascist..
     
  19. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    Me? LOL
     
  20. May Aizelle

    May Aizelle Member

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    after reading this thread Im slightly afriad to have sex... that's like... nuts.... and ehh.. yeaaaa scary.. Id be kind of embarassed to be like "yeaaa my hunny and I were fucking and I guess his dick was just too big.." or something.. I mean I have a hard enough time talking about my sex life or personal life with doctors its just like ehhhhh I think old wrinkly balls and like old nastyness nad I dont know.. just toooo damn weird for me
     
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