I actually fucked my gf into the hospital...

Ive had a new girl for six weeks or so and really like her, shes very much my type, small but not stick like, 4-11 and she does alot for me, well if a jobs worth doing it should be done right, so a few days ago I was doing my best and we both felt somthing move way deep inside her.....after being in bad pain for 3 days she said she needed to go to the er.

I felt bad but had to drop her off and go to work, but I got worried after 3 hours and went to find out what was up, then she called as I was driving and said she was going to kill me.

It seems a females utures can actually be dis-loged and moved, so they had to do a few things and get it back in place, I feel so so bad but......I was just trying to do a good job.

Shes still hurting bad.....gotta hand I can borrow?

 

woah, that is crazy! i didnt know stuff like that can happen!

 

If ya dig deep enough it seems it can, we have fun in bed but by no means did I try to hurt her in that way..... I guess the doc was a bit on the red side and said yall got to take it a bit easier. Im afraid to touch her now......and shell (ha ha)wont answer my phone calls now.

 

Wow.

 

Looks like you're going to have to jerk off for a while.

 

Don't follow rats advice. You'll wake up with bruises around your hands, unable to work...

 

haha!! this story sounds much better on the phone.

 

I had a girlfriend who's hip would dislocate once in a while. We would have to stop, and I'd help pop her hip back into place.

Freaked me the fuck out the first time that happened.

 

yeah, my ex was really long, and he'd hurt me all the fucking time, to the point that i'd be huddled in a ball on the couch in agonizing pain for hours. after having a child, i can tell you, it felt very similar to labor pains. probably my body trying to get back in proper place or something.

 

Ouch Ouch Ouch!

 

Haha ouch..

A friend of mine has a PA piercing, and one time he actually tore his (now ex)girlfriend's cervix with it. I told him to never tell that story to any females he'd want to get it on with. :tongue:

 

Ave,

And I care ... Why? Well, pretty cool that you're a Satanist. LaVeyan? Ever read The Satanic Bible? Nice av, I have that on my arm Never thought I'd meet a fellow here.

 

Hmmmm... now I am afraid to have sex.

 

Maybe you should stop having sex with midgets.

 

4'11 isn't a midget

 

Perhaps not but you're almost certainly familiar with The Misty Mountains, The Mines of Moria, Fangorn forest, Ringwraiths, Mordor, Isengard, The Prancing Pony Inn, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Aragon & Arwen, and oh, a place called Hobbiton



Hotwater

 

thats crazy and sounds awful..

that probably happened to me. i remember once after sex with my ex i was in so much pain i was writhing around on my bed for hours, it was too painful to move and i couldnt even scream in pain it was so bad. i dont think ive ever been in that much pain before..

it eventually went away though after a couple of hours. i hope child birth isnt as bad..

 

hes not a satanist,, just a confused rascist..

 

Me? LOL

 

after reading this thread Im slightly afriad to have sex... that's like... nuts.... and ehh.. yeaaaa scary.. Id be kind of embarassed to be like "yeaaa my hunny and I were fucking and I guess his dick was just too big.." or something.. I mean I have a hard enough time talking about my sex life or personal life with doctors its just like ehhhhh I think old wrinkly balls and like old nastyness nad I dont know.. just toooo damn weird for me