What date and at what time would you like me to "claim" you?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    I just wanna make this more humane. I'm even thinking that I could open some clinics where humans could be "put to sleep" instead of having cardiac attacks, accidents, ect...
     
    -GOD-, Aug 27, 2004
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  3. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    How about after I have lived a full exciting life, traveled, spent some wonderful years with my husband and watching our children grow up and have children of their own.

    I don't want to miss any of that.
     
    Peanuts, Aug 27, 2004
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  5. MyAphrodesiac

    MyAphrodesiac Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    That depends. Do you have different destination packages? Can I be reborn after 1000 years of heavenly service? Do I even get to go to heaven? I was young when I was a Jehovah's Witness...and according to them I don't get to go. Only a special 144,000 get to go to heaven. But then again, I'm not a Jehovah's witness anymore.
    Dear God, please straigten this mess out.
     
    MyAphrodesiac, Aug 27, 2004
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  7. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    MARCH 1ST

    IN THE YEAR 250792 AD

    THANX
     
    Shane99X, Aug 27, 2004
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  9. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    never......
     
    maryfairy, Aug 27, 2004
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  11. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Oh come on God, you're not fooling anybody.

    We all know you're gonna take us all in December 2012, right after Bush gets "elected" for his fourth term.
     
    jesuswasamonkey, Aug 27, 2004
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  13. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    by god i think your onto somethin
     
    Fractual_, Aug 27, 2004
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