Chief Cowpie is Love

Which is why he sent me these amazing t-shirts. All of the work (even the enslaving of the little Indonesian kids who made the shirt itself) was done by our great Chief.

Chief, half the proceedings off the selling of the hippie points these shirts will make me will go to Supporting casino gambling in Woodstock and to you.

"Support Casino Gambling in Woodstock" - this shirt is special, I actually wore it right after getting it, it poses the retro feel of the 60s with the hippie signs and all of that... with a mix of one of the key parts of the hippie spirit... money and gambling.



"Make Nookie not Nukie" - This is one of the true slogans of the 60s. This shirt celebrates free love in its clearest form. It is also anti-war, which is almost as great as mass amounts of unprotected sex.

 

"Jesus says: Don't Do Drugs". - This shirt is probably my favourite because of its pure allusion to the greatest hippie of all: the lord Jesus Christ. The paradox illustrated by this shirt is pure and true. Jesus, the true hippie is warning the hippies of the 60s to stay away from Drugs, which take you away from your true spiritual path and lead you into opium dens and communes... places where Jesus would not set a foot, and he even hung out with whores. So kids, listen to the Jesus... and stay away from the "pot".




Bag - This bag is handy for stealing heathen conservative babies and sending them to China and such poverty struck countries in order to feed the starving, yet not capitalistically evil babies.

 

"Mother Mary says: Practice safe sex" - First of all, this shirt made me feel like a flamboyant rockstar because of its pure sexuality. This shirt truly exemplifies the pure sexual energy of the 60s. The true point of this shirt is the "practice...sex" part. The cute virgin might have believed in safe sex, but first and foremost, she is encouraging the youth of the 60s to have sex, and even practice it. The practice of sex with various objects, animals, and family led to the true sexual revolution of the 60s.




Thank you kindly for sharing this great retrospective of the 60s, such a great time to be a kid or a sexual deviant.

Chief Cowpie deserves all credit for these great works of art, and I would like to thank him personally for this great opportunity to expose the world to them.

Much love,

Pavel.

Now how many hippie points do I get?

 

It eases my mind to see you sharing these beautiful messages of the 60's with the world pavel. I think the world can truly now be a better place.

And nice modeling. I don't know how you dont get ravaged leaving the house everyday, especially in those shirts.

lots of hippie points.

 

Why thank you, pretty lady I do not think that my Latin co-workers would appreciate seeing some of these shirts, so I shalt avoid exposure to them... but man... when I get back to college I'm going to wear the Jesus shirt oouuuuuut!

I will use the profit from the hippie points you gave me to to buy crack...ehh... I mean food! Yes, food!

 

yess you will be ravaged the moment you step out of your house in one of those shirts
sexy sexy
such lovely messages they make my heart warm

 

those are some super spectacular shirts!

 

Spectacular shirts indeed!

Thank you kindly... you can ravage me all day.


You people cannot imagine how hard it is for me to keep a straight face in a photo.

Also, the photos show that I'm out of toilet paper, just bought some in the store.

 

Wow, somebody has a lot of time on their hands.

 

It's ok, buy whatever makes you happy with the hippy points I gave you! They were a gift afterall, and if it's crack you want then it's crack you should have!

Just if you could put some effort into a magical teleportation device that would get my freezing winnipeg dwelling self to disney in a matter of micro seconds...that would be much appreciated.

yay crack.

 

happy you like

if anyone else wants one, pm me you address and some dough to cover expenses (on a need basis... very flexible... to cover postage mostly)

 

Mighty shirts The chief should start his own clothingline!

 

Oh dude...the faces you make in some of those makes it hard for me not to crack up at the sight

 

machine wash warm
hang to dry

 

I'm glad people like the shirts and faces.

Yet again, Chief is wonderfuly wonderful. I would send him dough, but I need to sell hippie points for that first.

Anyone interested in buying hippie points? They are going to be a requirement to staying on this website if you are a non-hippie.

Crack is good for the soul.

Hmm... teleportation device... I haven't invented one yet... but when I do...

I shalt call it...

Airplane!

 

haha I love those shirts! Wonderful poses.

 

Thank you

My poses are almost as good as Rufus Wainwright's

 

I'm loving your new line, BraveSirRubin.

*gigggles*

 

Haha, thank you

I wore the Jesus shirt to Disney over the weekend and got lots of stares

 

i want hippie points tooooooo