18 Worst Bands in Rock History

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  1. Dark Party

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    There have been many of bad rock n’ roll bands. But to make this list, I set a few strict rules:



    • Bands only. No solo artists
    • This is about bands that have a history – no one-hit wonders, no one-album phenomenon , no here today-gone tomorrow bands
    • The band has to have at least one gold album
    These are the bands that deserve to be completely eliminated from the annals of rock history. These are the bands that – to get cerebral and quite academic – suck. They bring nothing to the table except massively delusional fans (who will protest like 3-year-olds having temper tantrums when they see their band listed below).


    So without further ado, here are the worst bands in rock history:


    STYX

    It is hard to believe that Styx had several multi-platinum albums. This is, after all, the band who released some of the most revolting singles of all time in “Lady” and “Come Sail Away.” Lead singer Dennis DeYoung, despite having one of the worst warbles in rock history, is also an accomplished accordion player. Need we say anymore?

    Factoid: The first name for the band was “The Tradewinds.”

    Worst Album: Pieces of Eight (1978)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Mr. Roboto”


    CULTURE CLUB

    Boy George introduced the Amish hat into 80s culture and was responsible for helping make popular oversized shirts that hung down to the knees. At the same time he was destroying the fashion world, he was also helping drive a stake through the heart of alternative music. Culture Club’s pop-laden fluff is so sickly sweet and the lyrics so sugary that diabetics should avoid it at all costs.

    Factoid: Boy George sang as “Lieutenant Lush” with Bow Wow Wow before joining Culture Club.

    Worst Album: Kissing to be Clever (1982)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” (the answer, of course, is a responding yes).

    KANSAS

    Kansas, believe it or not, is still touring. There has yet to be a tragic bus accident. Kansas was one of those power bands in the 1970s that was so damn earnest and serious (they labeled themselves a progress rock band) that they ended up as simply annoying. Beware of bands named after states, countries, and continents. They don’t have great track records.

    Factoid: Part of the resurgence of Kansas can be blamed on the movie “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” which featured the song “Dust in the Wind.”

    Worst Album: Monolith (1979)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Dust in the Wind”


    ASIA

    Asia was formed from the remnants of three shit bands: Yes, King Crimson, and Emerson, Lake & Palmer. All of three of those bands were considered for this list. But why bother when you can put Asia on the list? Here was an alleged “super” band whose best song was “Heat of the Moment.” Are you catching what we’re laying down here? This band sucks pond scum.

    Factoid: The song “Heat of the Moment” is sung by Eric Cartman and the U.S. Congress in an episode of “South Park.”

    Worst Album: Alpha (1983)

    Gag Inducing Song: “The Heat Goes On”


    AIR SUPPLY

    Soft rock is an oxymoron and Air Supply was king of the soft rock bands. The band performed love ballads that made the average person want to saw off their wrists with a sharp razor. The most difficult part about writing about Air Supply is coming up with their most gag inducing song – because all of their singles fill your mouth with bile.

    Factoid: Founders Graham Russell and Russell Hitchcock meant during a performance of “Jesus Christ Superstar” in 1975.

    Worst Album: The One That You Love (1981)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Here I Am (Just When I Thought I Was Over You”


    EUROPE

    Europe is the most famous Swedish rock band of all time – selling more than 10 million albums. It’s almost enough to make you want to wipe the country off the face of the earth. Abba, my friends, is twice the band Europe is.

    Factoid: Europe has sold more than 10 million albums worldwide.

    Worst Album: The Final Countdown (1986)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Carrie”


    HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS

    Some people (deranged people) will argue against Huey’s inclusion on this list. Harmless, they’ll mutter. They’ll say: Wasn’t “I Want a New Drug” kind of a good song? They’ll add, didn’t the band win an academy award? Don’t listen to these nut jobs. Huey Lewis & the News were awful – so light weight that it’s amazing they didn’t just float away.

    Factoid: Huey Lewis has a cameo in the movie “Back to the Future.”

    Worst Album: Fore! (1986)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Hip to be Square”


    REO SPEEDWAGON

    Here’s a mid-western arena rock band famous for power ballads. Can someone just shoot us in the goddamn head? And they’re still around – sometimes touring with Styx and Journey (you know – country fairs and rock clubs that attract fifty-something drunkards and their overweight girlfriends). The song “Can’t Fight This Feeling” makes us want to tear the radio out of our car.

    Factoid: The name REO Speedwagon comes from a truck built by REO Motor Car Company.

    Worst Album: You Can Tune a Piano, But You Can’t Tuna Fish (1978)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Keep On Loving You”


    THE MOODY BLUES

    This band came over with the British invasion that brought America the Who, Rolling Stones, the Beatles, and the Yardbirds. And that’s just about enough classic rock to forgive England for this mistake of rock band. We hate the Moody Blues. “Nights in White Satin” is the most overrated “get-it-out-of-my-head” singles ever produced – and that’s their best song. Please make them go away.

    Factoid: The band broke up in 1973, but alas, they reformed several years later to put out the 1978 album “Octave.”

    Worst Album: To Our Children’s Children’s Children (1969)

    Gag Inducing Song: “Nights in White Satin” (ARRRHHH!!!)


    JOURNEY

    Journey may be the most annoying band on the list because Steve Perry may be the most annoying singer in rock history. Describing his lilting voice as “grating” would be doing a disservice to cheese graters. The band was famous in the early 1980s for its “power ballads” – another word for loud, sappy love songs. And now they simply won’t go away, mostly because they are extremely popular in Japan. Go figure.

    Factoid: The band was formed from members of Santana in 1973. Obviously, there was a reason Carlos kicked them out of his band.

    Worst Album: Infinity

    Gag Inducing Song: “Open Arms” (1982)



    Couldn't fit them all because of space. Get the rest HERE.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I have to disagree with the Moody Blues. I like them, especially To Our Children's Children's Children, which is one of my all-time favorite albums. How can you say that's worse than Sun La Mer?
     
  3. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I must also disagree with Moody Blues, they are great. Kansas is the band that immediately came to my mind though.

    I have to say that I have never had any use for Nirvana and I think their music should go away. There was so much better music out there in that time period that no one listened to.
     
  4. i'm_not_beethoven420

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    I have to disagree with the moody blues as well, sorry but they are awsome.
     
  5. i'm_not_beethoven420

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    can we add ABBA to the list?
     
  6. shaggie

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    The Village People. Not sure if they had a gold album but they were all over the TV and radio in the late 70s. What was that all about?

    Boy George had a 3-note vocal range. A lot of those songs started sounding like Mary Had A Little Lamb. One of the goofiest TV episodes I ever saw was Boy George on The A-Team where he sings in a dive in Texas and is welcomed with open arms.

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  7. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Speaking of Journey:

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  8. Piney

    Piney Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey DarkParty


    Thanks for bringing back some of my worst memories of the Seventies.

    Right-on with the majority of your picks. Seems that back then people would
    purchase ANYTHING that they put out in the racks. ( Vinyl )

    Hi-Fi Stereo was breaking mainstream then, people bought any content.




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  9. yyyesiam2

    yyyesiam2 Senior Member

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    ditto on the moody blues, you misguided tone-deaf cretin. (joking, but don't diss the moody blues)
     
  10. Dynamite J

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    Nights in White Satin is one of greatest songs of all time. I can't begin to describe how amazing the Moody Blues are. I disagree with alot of your picks. Dust in the Wind is also another classic. I also saw Mr Roboto up there as a choice. I listened to that song one time in my friends car and man it was off the hook! Dennis DeYoung is a great singer IMO.
     
  11. Hippie_Jon

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    totally agree about Europe. i can't stand them at all!!!
     
  12. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    AMEN antithesis. nirvana was OVERRATED. terrible terrible band. yeah, so maybe they tried something "new" but it sucked. why don't people realize that?
    ugh.
    blind melon was a kickass band from nirvana's time. way more talented and shannon hoon was amazing. kurt cobain was a whiny, bitchy fuck.
    anyway, terrible rock bands...
    any of those forgotten hair bands of the 80s. granted, some of them were good but some of them just jumped in on the scene to be cool.
    anyway, linkin park, nirvana, staind, savage garden.. i dont know if some of these bands have an album that went gold. alot of people seem to like them though.
     
  13. bobbyellis

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    I don't think I'm gonna take the time to look up and see if they had a gold album but, 'Boston' sucks!!!! Can't stand 'em. And George Thorogood is annoying! (I hope he never had a gold album.) But i have to agree that the Moody Blues probably shouldn't be in this listing.
     
  14. beatlerific

    beatlerific not like other girls

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    yes george thorogood is annoying.
     
  15. wave owls not flags

    wave owls not flags is not interested

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    leenurd skeenurd ought to be included... as well as the animals, the doors, the monkees, all of these neo-rap metal bands, green day.....
     
  16. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Limp Bizkit, Absurd, and Duran Duran/Toto/Foreigner/E.L.O./Bruce Springsteen/U2
     
  17. bardo

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    i don't agree with the moody blues being on the list either. there are plenty of worse bands out there. fwiw, i knew journey would be on the list even before i opened this thread.
     
  18. Jim

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    Would anyone object if I threw Status Quo into that pile? [​IMG]
     
  19. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    I have to disagree with:

    the moody blues
    Radiohead
    smashing pumkins first few albums

    and Jim, what? "Dog Of Two Head" by status quo was damn good! listen more

    I have to disagree with the "three shit bands" partially.
    ELPs first 3-4 albums were good. the s/t album, tarkus and brain salad surgery (last good album from ELP was in 73). king crimson in was good until 1974 (Red, after that they were shit).. their first album, in the court of the crimson king was genius. Yes had a few bumps in the 60s but put out a few good albums from 1971 to 1974 before they started to suck.
     
  20. MIIDAJ

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    how can u not like jukebox hero?
     

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