Getting "clean" for drug screen

Arrrg........ So i have an oppertunity to change jobs ( day shift) and I gotta get clean bofore I go down there. Its been almost a week and its already killin me. Anyone have recomendations on getting around or passing the test clean. Its just a urin test, I was thinking detox drinks but I know they test for those nowdays....help Im not gonna go down ther unless im clean or I know i'll pass, it would be a waste of time other wise and i'd look pretty stupid. No smoking for 3 more weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGG *sniff*

im gonna go cry now

 

oh boohoo, marijuana isnt the world.

if you are so concerned about getting a job then maybe you shouldnt have smoked in the first place

 

soulrebel51] if you are so concerned about getting a job then maybe you shouldnt have smoked in the first place

You should be content with being a second class citizen and a crutch on society.Wait a minute...actually drink a lot of water,increase your excercise,sweat a lot,drink more water and then take some vitamin B complex for a few days before the test.Sometimes it works,but it didn't for me.

 

Buy clean urine - you can get it dried - they will tell you what to do..

 

who the fuck are you....... what kind of hate monger breed your ass? shut the fuck up if you dont have anything postive to contribute!!!

I've been smoking for the past 15 yrs, I had the same job since I was 19 , im now 32. I work in the medical field and make really good money. If you read most post correctly ( thats assuming an idiot like you can read and c o m p r e h e n d) you would realize that I was giving an oppertunity to change jobs / shifts, out of nowhere hence i was not prepared to take a drug test. If I knew about this before hand and I do have some time ( which is why Im asking) I would like to clean up before the test. I always wonder why clueless dumbshits ( yes im talking about you soulrebel51) bother posting when you obviously have nothing inteligent to say.........This is a "marijuana" forum, if you dont like it stay out.

 

soulr has jsut turned into a pessimistic bastard, spreading wahtever ill feelings hes got atm. its clear that it has coincided a bit with his decision to stop smoking for a year. and so he is showing the usauly signs of someone who is truning agaisnt waht they used to be to escape their old ways.


anyway what can i say, americans and their stupid drug tests.

 

drink like a gallon of water and a whole bunch of green tea like a few hours before the test make sure u piss at least twice before u got to the test if you do it right it your piss will look like water i have never had to do this but my friend was on probation and i smoked with him the day of his piss test and he did all this and passed good luck to ya

 

thanks, thats the second person who said drink plenty of water, I gonna have to try it all. I think i'll just stay as clean as possible, but take every precaution I can. I hate to look like a fool by failing

 

there have been sooooo many posts on how to get clean for a drug test...im not tyring to sound like a dick or anything but instead of making ANOTHER thread about it everyone should just pay attention the first time someone posts somehting like this...again sorry if im sounding like a dick..it just gets kinda annoying having the same thread like every week or so...that may be a bit of an exageration tho.

 

since im new here i wasnt aware of previous post this is only my 13th post or somthing....but hey its all good I dot understand repetive post get annoying. I ppost on many other board and know the drill.
peace

 

yer msot ppl dont read through teh pages of posts whjen they come here. i msut say i did but that was a while ago now.

 

HAHAHAHA! I am not a pessimistic bastard, Ive never been happier in my life. I am not against marijuana, just because Im not smoking it for a while doesnt make me automatically against it. I love weed, but i just choose not to smoke it.

I am not against marijuana, Im against stupid comments and stupid people. And about not saying anything if you havenothing nice to say, bite me, its called free speech.

I dont believe drug tests should happen, but if youre going to cry because you cant smoke weed for a couple weeks then you need some fucking help.

 

Yeah so jsut remember, if your feeling attatched to weed, your not a real man like soulr is. your a pussy!

 

that was one of the lamest "insults" ive ever heard from someone who cant comeback with an insightful response. Great job!

 

We have pipe stores in canada*marijuana stores*. In these stores we can get detox drinks, drink it 5 hours before your test and you pass with flying colors. I dunno if its in the states tho. But I heard it got my buddys coke head brother a clean test.

 

I tried a detox tea from GNC and a "guaranteed" drink from a head shop. I flunked both tests. I, too, am in the health field (RN). I got some clean urine. I put it in a baggie and duct-taped it to my belly, opening down (then put another baggie over it). No problem. Have passed two so far; took another one today. . .should be okay here too.