101 alternative uses for a footbag!

Let's see if we can come up with 101 alternative uses of a footbag (Hacky Sack to some of you)! Here are mine:

1. Stress ball. Squish in your hand when stressed!

2. Mind numbing chair activity: play "volleyball" with it. Think regular footbag but only with hands

3. Security item. Take it with you every where you go, you'll always have familiarity.

4. Portable aromatherapy tool: put essential oils on it and take a huge whiff whenver you need to.

5. Bra stuffing: get more than one and stuff your bra. Make up for missing boob.

6. Weapon: slam it at someone when they piss you off

7. Sick note generator: place it under clothing and claim you have a large painful lump.

8. Gross-out tool: place it under shirt on back and ask someone to "help you pop this humongous zit"

9. Male prosthetic: place in pants to make up for missing testicle. Use two if both are missing.

10. Male ego booster: place in pants to create the appearance of a bigger schlong (or a schlong if schlong is missing)

Note: if you use a hacky sack for #9 or #10, do NOT use it for #4

11. Sex toy: use your imagination

12. Friend: talk to it, tell it stories, confide in it, ask it for advice

13. Gag: whatever you'd need a gag for.

14. Attention getter: throw at anyone who's attention you need to get. Useful for those who are mute or in the process of chewing food, or for getting the attention of a deaf person.

15. Shelved items aid: throw at anything you need to knock off a high place.

 

Awww come on, get the creative juices flowing, people!!!

 

Today I had my creative juices flowing twice already, so I pass this time.

 

16:use it in one of those silent meetings... the person holding the hacky sack gets to speak...

17:something to throw at your younger brother to shut him up(I use this one all the time)
18:something to distract your kids in the back seat of the car when you forget all their toys
19lay hot potato with!



other than those stupid ones I can't think of anything else. lol

 

20. smuggle drugs with.

 

21. blow it up

 

22: the birds can then use the blown up scraps in their nests...lol

 

23. maraca
24. seat saver
25. trippy thing to look at
26. tiny pillow
anyone here always have a bag with em? hack-heads? shout out!

 

27. kick into a pile of fall leaves and make a game of trying to find it