Can you describe yourself?

In one sentence, can you describe the way you see yourself?

However you see yourself, try it! Make it sound... poetic!
Sorry, I'm stoned.

Anyway, here's mine:

I'm a guy who lives the stoner lifestyle with a hippy attitude.

 

Ohhhh, i didnt see it had to be one sentance

okay okay, ummmmmm. alright.


I smoke weed BITCH!

 

I'm a responsible stoner that can make you laugh pretty easily.

 

real hippy (although i may not appear to be one) who will make you laugh constantly by not evin trying.

 

im sexy.

 

i'm an enigma of all things hip and heady with a dash of WHAT THE FUCK and a Capitol P(msi refrence)

 

i have no fucking clue whats going on whatsoever, but im gonna let my spinal fluid take over my hands to take over the world, and no im not crazy im just ur everyday guy with nothing to lose but balls of steel to gain, allthough recently i was in pain,
this worthless lifes a game, just like an untamed dog i shame to devils eyeball montser fetcher, shitloaf toddler gillete razor man!

in short stoned fella being poetic :/

 

I am a gurl who likes to get stoned and experiment in bed...i get hot as hell when I smoke trees...

 

lol i saw ur sigof tns pothead pixie and i was like waaaaaaat gurl??? haha took a few secs to realise :lol:

 

the way i see myself is with mirrors and photographs .

 

A lobster lost in a salad.

 

Haha, good song.

 

I'm relaxed and easy going.

 

I have a green thumb and the only time I get mean is when someone messes with my green.

 

I am relaxed and very laid back.

 

the way i see myself is so chill, smokin on a blunt of the kill, rollin round the city yet still

 

I like to breed kittens.

 

sju hacken dug nahe jikut gronwg naywhen

 

relaxed, nice and happy

 

im just me whatever that may be, i mayt not have alot to say but gonna say it anyway i can go on & on cause a sentence is only a sentence when you end it with a period so without punctuation your fully unrestricted