Unusual ways of masturbating?

Vacuum cleaner... could suck a golfball through a hose...

 

wow.... so many ways...so little time

 

Very true

 

Likewise, my parents had just got a new version of the Sonicare electric toothbrush, so I took the old one...lol

 

I'll second that "Very true"

 

best spot...against a hard, cold porceline sink...has to be one of those old-fashion, strudy ones. whoosh!

 

Would love to watch that! What messenger service do you use?

 

well the most unusual thing i did was film my self visible and loud! then watched it and did it again and again! but that sounds lame compared to all your stories!

 

i heard of lube and a bottle.

 

Turn your hand around backwards, thumb to body. Kyle

 

When I was at the age of reaching puberty 13 - 14, I started this. I discovered by accident that I would get a pleasurable feeling inside my lower abdomen when I would climb poles and trees, or just do pull ups during physical ed. class. Eventually I would climb almost anything to achieve the sensation. After many monthes, my secret enjoyment continued. During the summer I would walk to the local school yard and go to recess yards where the poles were. Teatherball poles, volleyball poles, even handrails. Gate poles and sign post were excellent to. As long as I could grasp on them and climb them, I could make them work. Generally, I would find a pole .. like a teather ball pole for instance, then undress totally naked, an aspect of this that I began when I realized that my penis was involved in the pleasure and allowing my erection to be unhindered by clothing made things many times more gratifying. Anyway, now fully naked and aroused, penis throbbing visibly and my heart pounding out of my chest. I would venture out into the wide openness, grasp the pole and start climbing very slowly while clamping my thighs together squeezing my erection further upwards and outwards. My eyes scanning my surroundings for anyone that might catch me in the act. I physically strain for sometimes as long as 10 minutes till I start to feel the beginnings of the unbelievably exposive climax that I knew would come. Eventually as if someone flipped a switch, orgasm would overcome me and cause me to be frozen in sheer extacy. My arms and hands in pain and leg fatiqued, but still in rythym, pressing together with precise timing. When I was getting near the climax my watchful eyes would shut abandoning any concern that I might be seen. For the next 2 to 3 minutes it was up to chance whether I would be viewed by a stranger. Anyone that might happen across my path would not only be shocked with what they were watching, but amazed that I continued to complete my act in plain view of them. Of course I would eventually have to face the moment when I had to jump down and scurry to where my clothes were and ride my bike away. Tingling all over

 

Try baby powder, and put some on your fingers and your penis head. This will allow you to stimulate the coronal ridge of the glans with your fingers without irritating it, and will lead to an intense orgasm.

Also, try olive oil - good for your skin and so smoooth.

 

Lets see..I have done alot of things..done the pole thing,the olive oil, baggies with peanut butter, I used a Banana peel, a warm grapefruit, a chicken breast,all kinds of lotions,oils. a pork roast..I am sure there are more..

 

you used a lot of food didnt you??!!

 

"It makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class." - Garth Algar.

 

Either rub peanut butter on your balls and johnson and have your dog lick it off


Also I love my fleshlight

 

I was faping while playing tetris on my tablet