If you are taking a drug test in a situation where you are able to add bleach to your piss, then you can come up with a better scheme than that. Find somebody with clean piss, put it in something, and tape it to your thigh if you need to pass badly enough.
I was just going to fill an eyedrop container with bleach and tape it to my penis..Sound like a good idea?
I believe some drug tests will show bleach in it. I mean, sodium hypochlorite is a very unusual substance to find in urine.
You'll probably end up getting bleach on your genitals. If you have the money, I think there is some type of drink you can buy that supposedly cleans out your system. I was having a conversation with a friend yesterday about drug testing, and he mentioned that he used it and actually passed the test, but I can't personally attest to their reliability. I think the product he used was "Clean flush" or something with a similar name.
It all depends on the type of test. Sometimes they watch you from behind as you pee (if you're a guy) and stick it in an advanced testing machine that tests for creatine levels (how diluted it is) and measures the temperature. Sometimes they let you into the bathroom, where you have to fill up a cup, and then you come out and they stick a little paper in to see it's pH. And then there is everything in between. So... it all depends. But I agree with undercooked that if you can afford to bleach your piss, you should be able to come up with something more clever (like getting a friend to pee in the cup). I do know that bleach worked for a friend with some crappy tester. From what I have heard detox drinks are no more effective than simply watering down your piss... they probably contain vitamins (like vitamin c) to color you piss and maybe contain creatine to prevent it from showing up as being watered down on more advanced drug tests.
