Initiating a friend on marijuana

Dudes here is the deal; I am going to take a good friend of mine to smoke marijuana for the first time, so I said to him to drink lots of water the day before and before we smoke to clean up his body and pee out all water soluble vitamins of his body (help me to get higher considering that the complex B vitamins lower the trip) and I have smashed some carnations on the pot that we are going to smoke (carnations got a painkiller effect when smoked or chewed) this way he is not going to fell his lungs and throat burning or a feeling that his going to throw up ,and I said to him to don’t eat on the 2hours before we smoke, this way he can get the real efffec.But my worry is that he do not get high at all,(happens with most of the first timers)told him to hold up to 30 seconds 25 as minimum time and I want to know if anybody know a way besides the ones I write, to make him get real blazed .Any tips will help me so write anything that you think that can work.

NOTE; WE ARE GOING TO SMOKE JUST HIM AND ME ON A PIPE ABOUT A FULL BOWL THAT ARE RELATIVE TO 3 SMOKING’S PAPER JOINTS AT LEAST MY BOWN.

Thank you all

Appreciate

 

Well I can safely say if he's never smoked anything before he will not be able to hold it in for 25-30 seconds.

 

Just smoke it man.. no need to get all complex

 

wow dude, you really thought this shit over. When I smoked my friend out, I was like, take a piss so you dont have to later, and that was how I prepped him. And he got stoned as SHIT. And they dont need to hold it in for that long. My girl got ripped off of four or five hits of some good green, and she held those in for about three seconds each, if that

 

pissing high is awesome

 

i hate pissing. itd be cool if we didnt have to shit or piss

 

I love pissing. I also love being a man, and being able to piss wherever I want, even if it pisses other people off (in the non-literal sense, if it was literal, then that'd just be ironic)

 

AHahhahahah,,,\\
ewhew

That quote is ridiculous. I like it.



I always piss in parking garages when I get to Norfolk (since I live a 30-45 minutes away)

 

all i can think of is let im know how to inhale properly

you don't have to hold it in for 30 seconds

you just have to get it in your lungs

have him take a deep breath before he hoots and exhale all of his air

then when he's taking his hoot tell him that when he feels his lungs halfway full of air
to take the pipe away from his mouth and keep breathing in air until his lungs are full

that way it reduces the risk of him top-shelfing the hoot (not getting to the bottom of the
lungs and causing him to cough)
and you'd be able to tell that he's actually inhaling it and doing it right

i've always given that speech to first-timers and they've gotten ripped as fuck

 

shits are kinda refreshing if ya think about it... its like... relief

 

I think the only reason that makes ppl not get high the first time they smoke is that they dont know how to/cant inhale correctly.
I just initiated a friend last weekend who got mad high from a couple of tokes. he already smoked cigarettes so he knew how to inhale.
it's all about inhaling correctly imo.

 

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait just a second here.

You're saying that if I crushed up some Carnations and smoked em I'd get high/numb?

I want proof of this... My mom grows those badboys e'urrywhurre.

 

funniest fuckin thing ever

 

dude i wana smoke some carnations how exactly do u do it.....like how long to u dry them or wut not

 

im skeptical about this carnation business, why dont some of you guys try it and get back to us.

do not hold it in for 25 seconds thats ridiculous.

you will never realise the effect of b vitimins on your stone, b vitimins are healthy for you and it is better to take them than to not. if youre taking a drug that lasts many hours and is dependant on delicate chemical metabolisms in the brain then antioxidants like vitimin C may have an effect, from what ive read.

but this is weed, not acid. if he gets stoned, he will get totally stoned. the technicalities you should be focussing on are his smoking technique. making it too complex could make him a little anxious about the fact that hes taking drugs for teh first time, whether he tells you or not


ps a better way to numb the throat and lung would be to suck on some heavy duty menthols prior

 

Whoa whoa whoa, you're bringing this up way too much. If he thinks he has to do all of this he might think he has to be like this to smoke. Just do what that one dude said, tell him to go piss, and then toke the sweet sweet ganja. the end.

 

Most of the THC is absorbed almost instantly, so 25-30 seconds is a bit much.

But yeah, just keep it simple.

 

Dude chill out with all these little details, seems like it'd be a buzz kill for me atleast. I've been smoking for a long time, and the only rules I go by are:

roll that shit
light that shit
smoke that shit

Seems to work out every time. :spliff:

 

Yeah, unless you have someplace else you have to be...

and also, I will piss anywhere I want to. Fuck anyone who tells me I can't. I hate pissing in a toilet, I like to just go outside and do it, it saves water, and it's good for the grass, keeps the deer away

 

it kills grass.