so i asked my dad to try pot

^.

He said no. then he told me he tried pot twice which made me happy. (btw my dad was drunk and we were heading to radioshack)

then he gave me a talk how pot is bad and kills brain cells but he said hell support me in wutever i do as long as i dont go to the military like ive wanted to but if i go hell support me then.

anyway the first time he tried it he said the girl told him if he tried it he would have the best sex of his life so of course he tried it. unfortunately he said every part of his body was in pain.

2nd time he was at a party talking to some girl smoking a joint someone gave him one then he ended up throwing up hugging the toilet.

so im like that must of been some shitty pot.

anyway.........thats about it

 

That is JOKES

And besides, if he rips on you for smoking pot you can just turn to him and ask him why he's driving under the influence.

BTW you should probably kick him in the testes for driving drunk. I don't like the idea of me walking down a street at night and being wiped out by some dick who couldn't walk or stay home.

If I ever saw your dad I'd be sorry to tell you that I'd do to him what I did to the last drunk driver I caught (he pulled up in front of my house and started puking in my skating spot with the car running). I went outside to confront him and he managed to mumble out that "I'm only drunk and I'll drive himself home." After offering a cab numerous times, then escalating to anger and arguing (mostly my anger, him puking at my feet) I reached in and punched him in the face then reached to unbuckle his belt and threw him out of his car and into the puke.

When I finally calmed down I left to smoke a jay and I came back and he was gone, car and all.

I wish to see him once again.

 

thats cool id ask my dad to try in but hes had 2 heart attacks and currently cant drive and ive only seen him once in the last 1 1'2 yrs, sucks cuz im living with a mother who PUT me on probation for my use.

 

Moms are bitches.

 

yea my moms a bitch 2 she kinda hits me but u kno...yea my dad wasn't too drunk so he could drive pretty well but u kno

 

your mum hits you? :| that's not right. slap the bitch back! and still he shouldn't really drink and drive..

 

I have a friend who smokes with his dad all the time. My friend would sneak around smoking pot, so his parents wouldn't find out. One day his dad caught him and it turned out his dad would sneak around trying to keep my friend from finding out he smoked.

My other friend and I get his dad drunk with us and he tells us about growing up in the 70s and what all he's done, but he hasn't smoked with us yet. He stopped after getting married to my friend's stepmom. We're trying to work him over, but no luck yet.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that its a cool father-son relationship when they are open about smoking.

 

my dad was turned 14 in 1969, so he's like the perfect age for him to get drunk
and tell some funny fuckin stories

when my dad's sober he gets all pissed whenever the topic of smoking pot
comes up (mostly because he doesn't do it anymore)

but whenever he's drunk and someone mentions something about me smoking
pot he just gives the old "well i he wants to go anywhere in life he'll stop" and
that's about it. he doesn't give me shit for doing it, or anything like that, he
accepts that i might do it

my mom on the other hand is a total whore when it comes to that kinda shit
cuz she's never done it. but she always gives me that "you know it's okay to
experiment with marijuana, and i'd rather you do it and me know about it
that you sneaking behind my back and doing it"

i've been smoking pot for 4 years and i think they're still clueless