Where/How to have sex...

Okay, so, what sex positions would be the best at NOT making the bed make much noise? Her bed doesn't really queak, but it can make some noise when you're really going at it, but she really likes it harder...so is there any position that I could do pretty hard, yet make real minimal bed noise?

 

Use the floor! Well, unless she has squeaky floor boards too.

 

Haha, I want to! But she isn't keen on that idea, because she has no lock on her room, and she's too afraid of being caught....aka: its a lot harder to hide when you're on the floor So she definetly wants to just use the bed...

 

Well take some blankets on the floor, some pillows, pile them up, and then you can hide under those!

 

Hehehe, I do like that idea..... I'll run that by her, thanks


But, just in case that wouldn't happen, any suggestions?

 

What the hell man..

Why don't you just have sex in the day time then?

Or better yet, why doesn't she just tell her parents that she's going to stay at her girlfriends house, but really she's going to be with you.

What would her parents do if they heard you two having sex?

Would they bust down the door and twist your nipples off? Would her Dad chop your nuts off?

You two should just sneak out of the house.

 

Butters - try doggy style, with you standing on the floor, and she kneeling on her bed, ass sticking out towards you. Your hands are on her hips, guiding everything in and out. No noise.

 

Spoon her on the bed. Need instructions buttters?

 

The last time we had sex (waaaaaaaay too long ago ) I tried standing up while she layed down on the edge of the bed on her back, but we haven't done any doggy-style at all yet.... she did REALLY like the edge of the bed thing though...

And no, we can't go to my place or anything, being that my place is 2 and a half hours away...

And I really hope I'm not sounding like sex is all I care about, it isn't at all...its just that I love this girl so much, I just want to please her as best I can...

 

I just remembered! When I was still in college, one of my female friends told me that she did it with her boyfriend inside her closet. Don't ask me how they managed, it must have been a big closet. Anyway, if you're willing to try it and her closet's big enough, just make sure to close the door first.

 

Thats a great idea, and I've brought it up myself...


...Problem is, you can hear more noise in her closet then you can in her room.

 

In the shower, soaped up, with the water running.

 

Bathroom tiles bounce sound back and forth, making it easier for anyone to hear Butter's girl's moans. I know because that's where I used to practice my singing and guitar playing - it's like singing into a microphone.

 

Really? I can't imagine how that would be possible; unless you guys are into rough-and-tumble sex the closet ought to be able to muffle your cries. In fact, that combined with loud (but not too loud) music and a closed bedroom door should do the trick.

How about the car? You don't have to go anywhere, just stay in the garage.

 

Distract the enemy.

Suggest something for you all to go out and do.

Then have her feel ill as you're all about to leave.

Voulenteer to 'take care of her'

take care of her.

Bingo.

 

Will her parents ever leave you two alone? Take advantage of that time if they do. I know you two are not too keen on the tv, but music maybe because it works so well muffling sounds. (It worked wonders for my husband and I back in the early days) Other than that you're just gonna have to be as quiet as possible. I know it sucks but it will get better eventually.

Good luck to you two.

 

If she's of legal age and you're 20 (assuming here) tell her parents to FUCK OFF. I dated a girl in school who's parents pretty much put a chastity belt on her. They were fucking insane. The only time we ever got to be alone was at work. Her and her dad hosted sliegh rides at the local resort. Her dad would take a round of customers for their 20 min ride and off to the supply closet we'd go. Could get in 2 or 3 good hard fucks a night like that. Yeah baby... Those were the days.