lolz marijuana expeditions

Of course it's fun to toke up and chill out with your boys.. maybe listen to some good music and eat some munchies..
But recently, I've taken up the hobby of going on journeys high.
So yesterday, my friend and I walked home from school and blazed a few joints in the parking lot
Needless to say we were buzzin' on the walk home.. and then, we pick up an oz at his house...

We met up with some pals at a local park and it was FREEZING... so we baked out this apartment building's stairwell. (SO illegal but it was like a fucking mission you know?)

Then, we went to burger king and got our munchies on.
It's nice to get together with your boys for a fucking expedition.


It's now my thursday ritual.



Do you guys ever do something similar?

 

i got blowed and walked about three miles to a gas station, a pretty big mission considering it was just to buy a lighter. it was the coolest thing ever, i swear those cars were going like 1000 miles an hour

 

One time we were blazing at this secluded park that led to a trail along a river. We got lost in the hills and ran into this wild pack of turkeys when it got dark.

 

^ that would make for a damn good movie right there. like the decent, but with turkeys

 

This one time my friend Ted and I went to the mall (about 30 minutes away, in Newport News) and ended up just pissing in the food court bathroom and leaving.

We still can't figure out why/what we were doing.

 

Missions are what its all about.

 

yup missions are fun, this one night me and A friend got lost after catching the wrong bus while stoned, fun thing

 

Well, recently I've started going on "arctic expeditions". I wait until it starts to snow, then go out and blaze. It's awesome. I love when the snow is coming down so heavy that I get all disoriented and have to really concentrate to figure out which direction to go in, etc.

 

of course man... sometimes i just smoke and go for a walk. its always a mission

 

im durnk

 

mission impossible my ass

when your fucked up anything is poss7ble

im drunk as fuck hehehehe

 

rofl the best part is 2 hours later
"lol wtf why did we go all the way to [insert fast food spot])

 

ihop

 

One time we were blazing while my friend was washing his car at a car wash when we heard "COCKADOODLEDOOOO". At first everyone ignored this, not wanting to be the first to hear a rooster in case it wasn't real (we were pretty far around the bend at this point). After about the fifth time we heard it we went off into the woods to investigate it.
we found about three bright red chickens that had escaped from a farm and made this strip of forest next to the highway their home. After about half an hour of trying to catch them we gave up and returned without dinner....
I saw a news story not too long ago about how they had tired to capture the flock, but only managed to get five of the known eight birds, i hope they survive the winter, because it makes teh world a little more surreal.

 

yes yes missions are da bomb, unfortunately im finding that me andmy friends have been running out of places to go and things to find. i remember many awesome times going from place to place on journeys to find special food items or a hard to meet dealer or to pick someone up or go to a party.

but it doesnt seem to happen anymore.

maybe we are growing up, me and my friends
maybe we have mapped out our boundaries (heavens NO!)

maybe we need to find some god-damn-acid

 

^^^lay your dignity, maturity, whatever's stopping you aside and make a damn treehouse!

Really..go out into the woods and build a fort or something. Or go geocaching. (http://www.geocaching.com/). I haven't tried it yet...but I'm sure it would be awesome stoned.

 

me and a friend went to walmart because they have a mcdonalds and he forgot to gove me the money for some stuff i sold him and he didnt even bring his with him.... so we were like well go back and get it... well we forgot when we got to the car and went to wendys instead and we did the same thing. but this time i stayed in the place because I was hungry, so when he would get the money he wouldnt forget where we were and leave.

anyways I always smoke and walk.... its my favorite thing to do!