silent bob

silent bob is my idol

 

yeah, id probably bottom out in Quiet Robbert's ass!

 

Silent Bob is my hero.

 

Yeah, he is pretty much the man, but I would never be able to be like him, I talk way to much. I'd be more like Jay, but fat.

 

I was him for Halloween, had the facial hair, overcoat, backwards hat, long hair, just wish I took a fuckin' picture... In like 9th grade for the fall write I had to compare myself to a superhero, I chose Silent Bob... Heh.

 

i had a moment stoned in front of a 711 once with a pal talking stupid stoner shit and these girls pull up in a nice car and go HEY ITS JAY AND SILENT BOB...im like...SHAAAAAAAAAA!

 

if i was a dude..i'd prolly be like silent bob..
i get way quiet when i'm stoned
kevin smith is a fucking genuis
love him, but jay is just hot

 

silent bob's one cool dude

 

Yo, I JUST realized Jay and Silent Bob hustle people mad hardcore for their bud. $15 for a dime bag?! That besta be some godo shit...

 

no its 15 bucks for a nickle bag


"yo, let me get a nickle bag"
"15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand...."

still a terrible deal.

 

oh, even worse but still, Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.

 

He say's "nickle back" not bag, it's 15 for around half an 1/8th.
Nae too ba.


I absolutely loved clerks, but most of his 'hollywood' movies kinda sucked the big one (dogma and the jay and silent bob one are excluded).
Silent bob is a good character, although in the cartoon series he talked waaaay too much.

 

From the original script!!!​

(look at "teen 1's" first line)​

Jay​

(as a chant)​

--fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother ​

fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother-​

fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, ​

noinch, noinch, noinch, smoking weed, ​

smoking weed, doing coke, drinking ​

beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, ​

rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who ​

smokes the blunts? We smoke the ​

blunts!​

A pair of TEENS approach them.​

​

TEEN 1​

​

Lemme get a nickel bag.​

​

​

​

JAY​

Fifteen bucks, little man. Put the ​

money in my hand. If the money does ​

not show, then you owe-me-owe-me-​

owe.​

(changing up to Morris ​

Day)​

My Jungle Love! Yes, Oh-we-oh-we-oh! ​

I think I want to know ya', know ya'--​

as you can see, some of the words change from the origional script to the movie... but NICKLE BAG does not change!!! ​

http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Jay-and-Silent-Bob-Strike-Back.html

 

why would he say nickel back anyway

 

Damn they hustle even more than I thought!

 

well, ya get your weed, and a song... so its worth it.