smokeing pot increases your risk of a two headed baby

doctors used to believe the only way to spawn a two headed baby was if you chewed up asprin wish orange juice while pregnant. well recent studys have disproven this theory, they are now saying that smoking pot and shoveing crack up your ass will produce a two headed baby on the first try while the old theory took three or four .sometimes more depending on how long it took the father to get it up. many proud parents of these two headed babies have now turned to the new method to expand their two headed familys, one such mother had this to say: " i was so excited when i gave birth to my two headed son that i forgot i wasnt pregnant anymore and shoved another fist full of crack up my ass while his proud daddy lit me up a doobie." while this new development in medical sience is a dream come true for some parents many cafateria workers are worried, this is what one such lunch lady had to say : "how are we supposed to know how many sloppy joes to make? they got one stomoch but two heads?" they do indeed lunch distributer... they do indeed. so what are the cafateria workers to do about the flood of two headed crack babies decending our lunch rooms ? only time will tell....

 

lol, yeah it sure does.

 

thats why you see signs in all the stores that say
Hats-2 for 1 sale

it is an epidemic no doubt...

my one regret is that i am too old to see one of these 2 headed babies to grow up and become a prostitute...think of the possibilites

 

Yes, I guess two heads are better than one

 

I thought that was acid?

 

Naa, that makes em' retard babies

 

If you had not said this, and had instead bided your time and concentrated on your health, you could have been a hell of a porn tycoon in your old age.

 

stuff just pops into my head...i cant help it

 

imagine what could pop up in TWO heads!!?! Keep smokin Rolling we need to spread that se... Oh wait sex is tough on one your age. Damn

 

I believe there was some phramacuticals perscribed in the 1950's that really did cause two headed kids and other birth defects. I think it was perscribed for morning sickness. I can't remember it's name though.

Good old pharmaceuticals huh?