homemade rolling paper idea

i have a bubbler and two spoons. thats not the point. i wanna roll an elbow lol

 

My Bible is engraved on gold plates. Will that work?

 

I'm not too religious but don't you christians feel morally wrong for using a bible?

 

When I take a bite out of a york pepperment patty I feel the cool breeze of skiing in the moutain alps.

 

What do you mean gold plates? like the trim is gold or the paper itself? if its jsut the trim dont worry about it or just tear the edge off, but if its gold paper idk.

btw i dont feel bad at all for using bible papers, but then again i despise religion so there ya go...

 

they are amazing

 

I was just imagining that I had a bible on solid gold plates, high middle ages style. I don't even own one. Oh, nvm, there's one withing arm's reach that i got from some old dudes handing them out outside my school. That shouldn't be allowed. My town would go CRAZY if someone handed out Korans at my school. Weird, I own a really big copy of the Koran.

Kinda stoned...

 

Personally, I don't feel bad for smoking with a bible's pages. It never said that smoking weed was a sin in the bible. And I'm not smoking any of the written pages, but mostly because I don't want to inhale ink.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

Where about do you live? Like closest big city.

 

like crack?

 

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aight snoop here is wut u do....... approach parent (father by prefrence cuz this could get violent) grab him by his tie, jacket,or shirt collar, pull him real close and say, hey old guy i smoke pot, i am a pot head, and if ur gonna ground me go get me some god damn papers so i can keep my sanity. and if he gives u any lip bust his fuckin teeth out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and then slash his tires right before he goes to work just so he knows u aint fuckin around.........................


jk.....

the tastiest skittle

 

yea ive smoked bible paper b4 its not that bad but i lke zigzags better just cause its easier to roll i suggest you smke a bowl and eat peppermint pattys

 

Id say just buy a pack of papers... big ol' $1.50 investment

 

he can't

 

Just try the mint papers if you want to. Worst case scenario: you die (but more likely you'll get a headache). Best case scenario: you discover a tasty new source of rolling papers and you win a Nobel prize.

Chicago and St. Louis are both like 3 hours away. If you happen to know Illinois a bit better then I'm not far from Champaign.

My town is almost entirely upper-middle class rednecks with a strong streak of Bible-bangerism. Some church organized "Godstock", a Christian music concert-thing and it ended up in my school's yearbook even though it had nothing to do with the school.

 

dont hate on crack... thats some good shit right there

 

I've had to smoke using a reciept before...obviously I'd prefer not to have to resort to a damn reciept but hey I was desperate and it got me high so w/e.

 

ya i have too. those burn like shit

 

You don't want to hear me telling you to go get real papers? THEN DONT ASK A DUMB FUCKIN QUESTION.

And, I did answer your question. I believe what I said was "Just because it's paper doesnt mean it will even remotely work as a rolling paper." So, I suggest you use your fuckin eyes and read before you bitch.

If you can't leave the house, then wouldn't anyone's first intelligent idea be something like GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO GET THEM FOR YOU? Seriously, I hear you always talking about the fat joints you roll and how old and cool all your smoking buddies are but I find it really hard to believe now, especially since you're having trouble getting a simple pack of papers.

And to finish my re-rant, FUCK YOU TOO