new game, have you been a naughty kid

HAHAHA omg Sophie, we have to get fucked up together sometime. We'd have the best time and I have some fucking good contacts.

And yeah, I know what you mean. I freak out whenever I'm on the bus when i'm high.

And I'm doing the chef's course cos Uni really erally really isn't working at the moment and I figure that the two things I like most in the world are books and food so I've done books, now I'm gonna try food and then i'll see if I can combine the two.

Sorry I wasn't at feej's thing but I got back to wellington that afternoon from my LAST habo camp (Finally finished my bond) and I was exhausted.

Also, I have the new killers album - amazing blend of electro synth-pop (ala Eurythmics) and garage rock (ala strokes etc). And I LOVES it heartily.

Have you ever fallen over in a river halfway through a 10 day camp and wrenched your already bung shoulder and then spent the remaining 5 days in a sling, giving orders on how to do things instead of doing them yourself and feeling really useless?

 

I was in a cast for 8 months so you have my sympathy. I know what a **** it is.

and I like your proposal above.

Have you ever bought a bra, put it on and then looked in the mirror and been all "my god this bra makes my breasts look exquisite"?

 

YES. I LOVE those bras. They're amazing.

have you ever had a cigarette after smoking up and had your whole body buzz and want to move but cos you're so fucked, you can't and even typing is an effort?

 

no, still never been near a tobacco ciggy. But i've had that body buzz deal....awesome....

have you ever been really pissed off because you returned a book to the library but the dozy bitch on the counter didn't scan your shit properly so now you have $10 of overdue fines and can't rent anything until you pay it?

 

oh fuck that sucks!!! And yes I have had something similar happen.

HYE had friends who have suddenly gone on diets and its all they talk about and its driving you NUTS?!

 

hah. You have NO idea...

have you ever had your mum buy you the CUTEST dress for their wedding anniversary celebrations?

 

no, but I love cute dresses. I have far too many, but they are so much fun!

have you ever had the stupid ODT (our regional newspaper) do an article on your summer school paper?

 

No, but newspapers have a knack for making anyone they interview sound retarded so hope all went OK and the article published made you seem semi-normal!
Have you ever recieved a Data action figure for Christmas??

 

haha, no - awesome though. Have you ever been accepted for Masters? Huzzah!

 

Congrats Soph... nope havnt quite got up to the Masters stage yet.. and probably never will but it's all good!
Have you ever had a mentel boss who spazzes at you one day and the next day acts like nothing has happened and treats like your the Queen or something?

 

No but I have had a retard of a boss who tells me that they won't need me this weekend and then calls me later on that night when I'm fucking sick and asks me to come in cos he's "just remembered" that the sevens are on this weekend. Ugh.

have you ever sneezed so hard that you thought you might have given yourself whiplash by accident?

 

ha yeah...

have you ever been pinning out the washing on an extremely windy day and your hair gets caught in one of the hooks on your bra and the washing line is whizzing around so fast you can't stop it and pull it out so that pretty much gives you whiplash? ooh and all your flatmates just stand around and laugh and don't help?

 

I think 99% of bosses are mental so yes.

have you ever been so desperately jobless that you are giving serious thought to jumping down off your high horse and working on a checkout again?

 

ha, yeah, i graduated college to work at a book store...but its not a bad job while i wait to start law school.

Ever gone book crazy and read like a book a day for a week?

 

yes

I have you ever got so drunk that you do not even remeber that you started drinking in the first place only to find out thet you motor mouth told people things you never usually would of told drunk or sober?

Believe me it limits your alcohol intake for a while!

 

hahaha yeah... getting that drunk is... odd...

have you ever gotten completely wasted on a monday night JUST cos tuesday is a public holiday? (Good old Waitangi day - celebrating oppression since 1840-something)

 

No...but I'm on my to get boozy in about 1/2 an hour. Go sunny public holidays (i'm sad I'm not at One Love - it's the first time I've missed it in about 7 years - but instead we are having a Tea Party - I have a big green hat and white gloves and I'm gonna go drink beer out of a teacup and saucer)

Have you ever been in love with your big green hat (tamsyn - it's JUST like the green lampshade!)

 

REALLY??? I LOVE BIG GREEN UGLY LAMPSHADE-ESQUE HATS!!!

Have you ever had a coffee pot EXPLODE all over your kitchen with results like this:




and this:


and this:

 

HAHAHAHA no. But that's very funny.

Have you ever danced in a paddling pool at 3am while holding a plastic duck named Trevor Mallard?

 

HAHAHAHAHA that is awesome I so wish that I had!! But sadly I have not..

And Tamsyn, I have had a similar thing to the coffee pot incident happen with 1/ a bottle of lindauer, and 2/ a bubble bath gel in the shape of Dorothy the Dinosaur.

HYE had just over a month to go til a trip to Singapore and Japan and OMG you are sooooooooooooooo spastically excited??!