It will be broke - sure you aren't that crule - are you ? :lol: but don't worry, once errected, it is just in the middle. It is kind of resting .
wonder if there is a relation between that and the dominate hand. Mine goes left, and i'm left handed ?!
they reckon left handed people are smarter ,so my brain hangs down my left leg(does that make me smarter?)
Nono, that's not how it works. Left is the optimal place, as transveresly, it goes to the right side of the brain, were imagination is. Now why would the captain need to imagining things? Let's ask molly quicksplits, she might have the answer! Symetrically, this also suggests an answer towards another heavy set question I see plenty of. Guys and sports: Warm up, Big Game Day. Why would baseball games turn them off(if they're straight) Because they are two different kinds of gamedays! One is for beating the snot out of your male opponent with a weapon resemblent object or combat resemblant procedures, into the victory cup you will take home to prove this great deed. The other is for beating the snot out of your peckwillie, using a plump, moist virgina, resulting in a revise of the pair of you both to continue this process.
What the fuck did he just say? hahah Anyways, Left for me too. I never thought leftiedwould dominate this poll by so much... I wonder if there is a scientific explanation for this? Such as an genetic trait that would give lefties advantage over righties when producing offspring and therefore dominating during the evolution process...?
The scientific explanation for the predominant left side is that most people mastrubate with their right hand and over time the pecker tilts to the left. There might be other reasons but this is the main one.
I always figured it was because I sleep on my left side, so gravity pulls it that way over time. I guess I'll have to make it a habit of using my left hand for a while until it straightens up...