Which leg is your penis resting upon?

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by Mui, Jan 12, 2005.

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Which leg is your penis resting upon?

  1. Left

    1 vote(s)
    0.3%
  2. Right

    236 vote(s)
    71.1%
  3. small penis/other/center/shrinkage

    95 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. 2che

    2che Member

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    only right...dunno why
     
  2. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Left leg, thanks for your concern :D
     
  3. subgoin

    subgoin Simply Superior

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    It will be broke - sure you aren't that crule - are you ? :lol:

    but don't worry, once errected, it is just in the middle. It is kind of resting .
     
  4. subgoin

    subgoin Simply Superior

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    wonder if there is a relation between that and the dominate hand.

    Mine goes left, and i'm left handed ?!
     
  5. Minibyte

    Minibyte Member

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    they reckon left handed people are smarter ,so my brain hangs down my left leg(does that make me smarter?)
     
  6. Little Brother

    Little Brother Member

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    Mine goes wherever it wants to.

    At the moment, right.
     
  7. LastC5

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  8. lionman80

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    goes completely straight.
     
  9. Chris_s

    Chris_s Member

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  10. JonathanC

    JonathanC Member HipForums Supporter

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    It's not resting, it's standing straight up ;)
     
  11. MatthewShane

    MatthewShane Banned

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    left at the moment I think
     
  12. WoodRat

    WoodRat Banned

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    Nono, that's not how it works.
    Left is the optimal place, as transveresly, it goes to the right side of the brain, were imagination is.
    Now why would the captain need to imagining things?
    Let's ask molly quicksplits, she might have the answer!

    Symetrically, this also suggests an answer towards another heavy set question I see plenty of.
    Guys and sports: Warm up, Big Game Day.
    Why would baseball games turn them off(if they're straight)
    Because they are two different kinds of gamedays!

    One is for beating the snot out of your male opponent with a weapon resemblent object or combat resemblant procedures, into the victory cup you will take home to prove this great deed.

    The other is for beating the snot out of your peckwillie, using a plump, moist virgina, resulting in a revise of the pair of you both to continue this process.
     
  13. Mr. Berguh

    Mr. Berguh Member

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    What the fuck did he just say? hahah

    Anyways, Left for me too. I never thought leftiedwould dominate this poll by so much... I wonder if there is a scientific explanation for this? Such as an genetic trait that would give lefties advantage over righties when producing offspring and therefore dominating during the evolution process...?
     
  14. maurizio

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    The scientific explanation for the predominant left side is that most people mastrubate with their right hand and over time the pecker tilts to the left. There might be other reasons but this is the main one.
     
  15. Mister Conservative

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    I always figured it was because I sleep on my left side, so gravity pulls it that way over time. I guess I'll have to make it a habit of using my left hand for a while until it straightens up...
     
  16. beer_nuts

    beer_nuts Banned

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    It all depends on which side of the continental divide I am.
     
  17. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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  18. happyhippie90

    happyhippie90 Member

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    well if you have a small one other wise no
     
  19. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    I'm left handed and mine does not tilt to the right (or left).
     
  20. wild_boy

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    right leg. and yes, I'm left handed and wank off with my left hand. :)
     

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