Just A Question About Alka Seltzer

So About a week ago I was hanging out in the break room at work and a friend of mine told me a story about how he ended up saving his marriage by going down on his wife with 1/8 of a tablet of Alka Seltzer.

I was just wondering if any one out there has done the same thing and if putting the alka seltzer in the “most holy of holies” perfectly safe?

 

Never tried alka seltzer, but I do have first hand experience of having an 'under the counter pharmacutical powder' dusted onto my clit before being licked out and it's horny as hell - but too much can hurt