I Have Spoken To God!

Here is the all-exclusive interview I had with God, where I got his opinion on some of today's important issues.

I'm open to interpretations. God's words are mysterious.

 

My my - now I can relate to god more than ever.And thats no joke - he's even as vague as me.(when I was an inexperienced schoolboy I used to get invited into the staffroom where they were all having a smoke.Didn't improve my results - just reminded them that a kid half their age could talk and smoke shit as much as they'

Thanks - I enjoyed that

 

oh and, *religious moment* - remember lot's wife

 

Tell m' he's got a lotta 'splainin; to do!

 

OK - nalencer you gotta lotta explaining to do - to this guy whos's way above my head - no - just above me actually - I live with a giant whiskey drinking rat.

'Do not be sorry my child.I'm sorry your even born'

 

Haha I think that he has spoken with that strange E-God,
there is some sosrt of website where you can have a "conversation" with god, very amusing

 

Bingo. He gave two answers I really liked though.

The one where he assured me he did know his own opinions, and when he said "that seems unlikely" in response to whether he supported gay marriage.

 

Yeah you can have alot of fun with it

 

almost everyone talks to god. almost no one ever shuts up long enough to listen.

and i don't mean listen to what other people have told them to expect to hear,
and no some silly eliza clone program isn't the nontangable presence you feel alone out in the woods.

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I have spoken to God myself and God has spoken to me....I don't know which God you have been speaking to ...But the God I serve ..The almighty God Yahweh [elohim] and son yahsua [jesus] shows me that thoes answer is not Him. this is one of the question I have ask God about today Quest:; What do God says about computor system? ....[ans] For it is all man made to educate the children for I God have given man knowledge to make the computor' saith God' I indeed give it for knowledge, but as the curse devours man, that he seeks as a helpbecomes a cruch . In this time man crawles on his belly before me, many seeks to control, man uses computor to see when you pray, wake, have sex, man wants more knowledge, saith God. ...I have asked many questions and have recieved lots of answers.

 

That sounds very simalair to the old 'Eliza' program, hehe,