I'll have love and sex with your face

I am a male of undeterminate age from a rocky planet similar to your Earth. I like punching girls square in the chest, farting into cold cuts, and peeing through screen doors. My ideal date would be you putting your Earth lips on my space boner, buying me stuff, then falling on a rake.

http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

 

did you lose your meds again..

 

Space pimps don't need Earth medication to inflate their sex raft, if your brain can even understand this type of inuendo.

 

wow ya got me there harhhar.... lame

i recomend you wear a helmet, it will get you through these hard times and remember dont squeeze your blow up doll too hard, she may pop...

 

Um how about instead of that I fuck you grandfather in the ass then watch him stumble over a hot stove tring to make me waffles!

 

hey if you want go for it sporto...if your in that sorta thing...
though he tends to not to know how too cook at times, hey maybe you can teach him...

 

I think Foamy was ass raped as a young lad and now lashes out.

 

haha maybe by aliens...anally probed..

 

Fall on a rake lames your making my hetero love pump sick!

 

no matter what you saw in the movie captain, EARTH GIRLS ARE NOT EASY!
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Since when?????


::RUNS::