ur all full of s*&# give me the truth

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Sarombi, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. Sarombi

    Sarombi Member

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    you all say its not the size that matters its how you use it but thats not true anyone i ask says size matters so people please tell me how to increase the size!!!!
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    ok, guranteed way right here:

    find a 100# dumbbell. get a rope and tie one end to the DB and the other end to your dick. stand on a chair and drop the DB to the ground
     
  3. Midget

    Midget Senior Member

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    I don't think you really can increase the size more...unless you are still young, and going to grow more. :p
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    You're a moron. You should never be allowed to procreate. I'm certainly not telling you how to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex, even if it was possible.
     
  5. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    It doesn't make sex less enjoyable for you... So why do you care?
     
  6. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    size matters to some, and not at all to others

    'sides most chicks don't cum from intercourse alone so brush up on your oral skills if you actually want to help your partner reach orgasm.
     
  7. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    As long as they're not huge I'm good. Not into that feeling of being stretched out or something hitting my cervix. I was with somone who was ridiculously small for five years...totally how you use it and he was so skilled at foreplay I didn't care how small it was. I've been with guys who are huge and the sex was so boring I could have fallen asleep and i'm normally a screamer so that's pretty bad.
    I like average.
     
  8. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    haaaaahaaaaaaaa you're such a bastard...but a funny one
     
  9. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Different positions are better for different sized dicks. And vaginas come in different sizes. Find the positions that best fit yours and your lady's. Don't try any of thse phony enhancement schemes.
     
  10. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Quitting smoking and getting rid of caffeine I hear can make you last longer and make you a bit thicker since it helps blood flow improve, but aside from that you gotta deal with the penis you have. And I think as long as your penis is a normal size, it really is more how you use it then how big it is. I kind of tihnk most girls would rather have the guy with a 5in penis who good at what he does and makes her cum then the guy with the 8in one that is boring as hell in bed and leaves her to finish herself off cause he never does it right.
     
  11. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    hahaaaaaa the funniest ones are the guys who are 6+ inches...it's killing you...you're naseated from the pain and they're yelling at you to oragsm...erhhhmmm why don't you let my ex with a smaller one teach you how to make me cum.
     
  12. Sarombi

    Sarombi Member

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    if girls dont care how come they make fun of 6 and under??
     
  13. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    I don't know. Maybe you have a point. Or maybe that's just bullshit.
     
  14. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    have you seen what kind of girls make fun? Trust me ya don't wanna sleep with them.

    6 is pretty big...unless I have just been sheltered to this community of guys with small packages? I personally think most guys are full of shit with how big they claim to be and most girls are also full of it when they claim to have been with tons of huge guys.

     
  15. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Were you about to get down with some random, until she pulled out your dick and started laughing?

    Because that would be hilarious.
     
  16. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    If only I was trying to be funny.
     
  17. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    size doesnt matter unless its a small size.
     
  18. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I disagree, well I mean you can tell before its inserted if its small or not regardless of the width of the gaping maw you are about to enter.
     
  19. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Try fucking small mammals - their unstretched vaginas will give you the illusion of having a horsecock.

    Which seems infintely preferable to your current situation.
     
  20. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Maybe you should spend less time asking people about cock size and more time fucking? fall in love, have sex (or vice versa) learn more about yourself and draw your own conclusions on what really matters.
     

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