Who thinks "Swimming Trunks" are sexy? When I was a kid this neighbor made me go to his stupid house. He had an outside pool and he was almost naked. He was really skinny except for a long, fat, distended belly and he was wearing red swimming trunks with frayed white strings hanging off of them. All of a sudden he jumped in the water to splash me and the red swimming trunks ballooned up around his waist. "Look!" he said. "Look how the red 'Swimming Trunks' balloon up around my waist!" Later on he made me say the words "Swimming Trunks" twelve times before I could leave.
