Juast eat them for the first time, scheduale.

Ok so I just got my first shrooms and ate them, I ate two ounces cus my dealer said they were week. How long do I have before it kicks in? I have to go pick my lillte borther up from elementry school in my dads van, hope I can do it in an hour before they kick in, oh yeah I also have to stop at the police station to pay a ticket.

 

Mushrooms usually take an hour to kick in so i dont know how your gonna be driving and going to pay a ticket. Even if they are week 2 ounces is alot. Hope they dont kick in until you get your shit done, let us know how they are.

 

2 OUNCES?? Shit dude, that must have been weak as fuck. But either way, that much material would have made you sick as shit. I ate a half ounce one time and that was...the only way to describe it is to say that it was indescribably intense.

And...you have to go pick your brother up from elementary school at like 9 PM? And then you're going to a police station to pay a ticket? Dealer said eat two ounces cuz they're weak? It's getting smelly in here...

 

well if i was you i'd go back to your dealer and get another 2 o's and eat them, that way your guaranteed to get fucked up if they're weak, if they don't kick in within an hour i'd say eat a bottle of those robitussin gel capsules, that way your GUARANTEED to get fucked up...

 

so how was the trip?

 

haha what a funny threaad no you can do better

 

wtf 2 ounces?

 

maybe he was already fucked up when he posted this and didnt realize it?

 

My trip was like spiraling through a vortex of extacy, terror, conclusion and questions.

I thought the elemntry kids were gold rings form sonic the hedghog so I ran all of them over at high speeds in my 3 ton van.

This was supposed to be a joke incase you couldnt tell. I thought it would be funny to see some one ask these questins after knowing what tripping is like and how some people ask really stupid questions about shrooms.

 

im not seeing how this is funny

 

yeahhhh, tone of voice isnt always interpreted the way we inted over the internet...

 

I agree.

 

Hah so obviously a joke topic. Made me chuckle a bit, mainly from the replies...

 

Ahh screw you all off.