Random isn't just a river in Africa

I have created what many critics hail as the most random site that has ever been composed by a mere mortal. (Metal smith God Vulcan had a site that was slightly more random) This site will take you on travels through time and through space. It defies logic and gravity. It will fart in your veggie crisper!

http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

Have a rediculous time, novices!

 

Come on people isn't this random enough for you! I submit that it is!

 

its not very random if you yourself proclaim it random

 

Thank you Socrates, your cookie is in the mail!

 

this coming from a dumbass homophobe. nice comeback, bitch

 

the site looks a bit to neat to be random. i mean, if i saw a random website, i'd expect links and pictures in arkward places. you on the other hand, have the links all in a column. my friend, that is not random.

 

that site sucks.

 

I think you have that site confused with your dads gay lips!

 

No, I'm pretty sure it's just your web site.

 

Edit: And your site sucks. It's gimmicky and nothing but dick and fart jokes. www.mindlessnothing.com is better than your rectum of a website.