woo hoo! i'm so excited, I'm going to see my best friend who I havent seen in like 4 months and we're gonna do it up Pittsburgh style.
I drove through Pittsburgh once, I stopped for a few minutes to ask directions and I was immediately propositioned by a prostitute. I told her I was only interested in directions, so she told me to fuck off Hotwater
It was soooo much fun, the bars were fuckin awesome. I went to one bar that had a midget walking up and down the bar giving shots to girls.