My landlord is in my basement.

And I just got done smoking a bowl. Whoops! I forgot he said he was coming over. I smoked it upstairs, though. And I sprayed stuff. I'm still a little paranoid though. And I don't like him here while my boyfriend isn't here. Maybe I'll leave. But then what if he goes through my panty drawer or something?? haha. Whatever.

 

Haha beware the crazed panty sniffer!

 

yeh im sure my house smells like weed when my landlord comes over,hmmm. I hope he wouldn't go through my panty drawers, though i have a lock on my bedroom door which deters the pervs.

 

Make sure he doesn't find the bodies.

You know, crazy potheads are always killing people and stuffing them in their basements...

 

haha....don't they also have cults?

 

Your landlord probably gets high, so just blaze him down!

 

Landlord says, "I smelled the pot, and a hint of bodies."

Officer says, "Yes sir, and then what did you do?"

Landlord says, "I dialed 911, then went for the panties."

Officer says, "Hands behind your back sir."

 

he's your landlord so he can probably get into your house when your not there anyways.. whats to say he hasnt already sniffed your panties? or maybe even worse maybe he has cameras in your shower?

 

Nothin' wrong with a little panty sniffin' on the sly.

 

haha

 

These things have to happen every couple of years ya know? Keeps the cosmic waves in balance and on point

 

I was wondering about a suspicious new hole in the bathroom ceiling.........

 

I have suspected this, but still, don't wanna take chances.

 

Well theres way sto find out. Like, for example, you could say something like, yo I only clean this joint when I am ______________ know what I mean? and then laugh nervously and hope that his face congeals into a smile!

 

Don't be too paranoid about the ganj... most people really don't give a fuck if you smoke or don't... unless you live in the deep south.

 

Yea seriously, I have smoked with some people I would never thought even knew what herbs is. Herbs is like, so nice and norml So dont worry and blaze him down already

 

You have the secret weapon, if all else fails give up some ass.

 

You know........I believe they do.

I believe they do.

Damn marijuana heads. *shakes fist*