stoned in public what do u do?

haha dont u just hate when ur mad stoned in public and u dont know what the hell ur doing ..some examples me and 2 other friends went to the taco bel drive tru stoned the other day and we have a fat friend*the fat guy in my pic* so we r ordering and the lady goes what would u like to drink and my friend goes "I WANT CHICKEN!!"..LOL hear this one...we where driving around at 2.am and we are all high talking about life and my friend suddenly goes HEY SHUT UP!//we where like what .he goes i gotta do something inportant .he rolls down his window and im looking at him like wtf we r in the street..and he slowly goes "Ramsey..ramsey where are u"...i was like cracking up going who the hell is ramsey he is like ..man its my ferret...he keeps going ...ramsey...and a car pulls beying us and beeps he goes...."hey im looking for my ferret..RAMSEYYYYYYYYYY!!!..and we sped off ..i swear to god i near pissed myself laughting .another day this crazy don of a bitch drags me to a bathroom in a mall and there's like 2 guys in there and he goes hey carlos..im like SHAAAA..he goes ..U KILLED IMURA DINT U...im like shhh who the hell is imura....he goes he told me u would say that ..i was just looking at him like..u have smoked urself retarded lol...so please stay out of the public when ur high cause they will think ur mentally retarded

 

But I am mentally retarded! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!

 

This one time at Stoner Camp...

 

....ewww, i though the bong tasted funny....

 

Weed doesnt make me go nuts, it makes me virtually silent, thinking and ZONING THE FUCK OUT. I love marijuana.

 

haha the ferret story is pretty hilarious

the most common thing that i do is give the cashier waaay too much money cause i can't count... like for 3.49 (bag of chips) ill put like 7 bucks down lol

 

I lapse into a British-type accent without noticing. It usually takes me a couple minutes to realize I'm doing it. lol This one time I was at the mall with 2 other people, and they both started copping the accent without noticing. hehe

I also talk to strangers waaaay too much in public. It's like an impulse I can't control. Even if I could care less I'll walk up to someone and ask about their purse, coat, shoes, etc.

 

lol. My brother got so pissed off last year when I accidentally tipped the pizza guy 7 dollars. hahaha

 

haha thats sweet, as a pizza dude i used to love that !! i always used to say, if they're drunk they dont tip (unless theyre REALLY drunk, then big tip), and if theyre stoned they tip good

 

one of the dumbest things that happens to me is that i cannot talk to the outside world at ALL its like sir thats gonna be 7.50 and im like..y is it 7.50 sir is it because our industrial goverment wants more power to make weapons to try to take over other smaller countries and continue a cycle of hate...the guy is like....thats nice sir its still 7.50..and i once went to kfc*true story* and i had like 45 pennies and my friends ordered stuff and i go to the guy what can i get for this and i just scattered pennies on the counter guess what the son of a bitch responded....ketchup lol

 

me in my friends go in public blazed as fuck. no1 cares

 

i love bein stoned in public
and i always notice the funniest things while blazed

 

being stoned is fun.. yeah, i always notice funny things i never saw before.

nobody really cares.. just if i need to talk to someone like a waiter, i always practise what i'm going to say beforehand.

 

usually im really quite when im stoned and just zone out thinkin about weird shit. I love bein drunk and stoned in though cause Im alot more social and have a good time talkin to random people about anything that comes to mind

 

for me there are 2 types of trippers:the one that zones out in public and someone ask him a question and he is like...ummmmm......ummmmm...uhhh......shaaaa..umm apple!...and the guy asked u for directions
then there is the hyperactive one*me* which just go in public takes his shirt off and goes....SHHHAAAAAA
and i recently found out that in florida no one gives a crap if u smoke cause i been caught smoking b4 by like 3 people they just look and walk away
the worst i ever done in public is on ecstasy walking in the mall with friends screaming a lot of SHAAAAAAAhhhhh's

 

Haha, being stoned in public is great. When I'm buying stuff I always spend about three minutes trying to count the money at the counter, which always makes me laugh uncontrollably so it's pretty obvious.

Everything feels so much more like an adventure, too! It's great.

 

just a little while ago i decided to go to meal hall for all-you-can-eat food. so im ripped with a few friends eating some food when i notice there's something standing beside me. it was this red and gold duck mascot, holding out his hand for a handshake. it was the wierdest fucking thing.... mascots are so hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing

 

Yeah, I don't really act like I don't have a brain in my head when I'm high so...
nothing too funny

 

That works till they throw out some odd ball question like, how do you want that cooked?



I jsut act like every thing is the same and no one notices, at school I just say im tired.

 

Ha i work at a kfc right now as a cook... Let me tell u, i get blazed everyday out in the back, sometimes the manager joins, its sweet... the money sucks but i dont work that much going to college and all...ive even blazed the guys bathroom because it was like freezin rain so the manager lets us go in the bathrooms. ha.. if i was workn n some1 did that to me, id just knock all their pennies on the floor n be like "Nothing".