Need help with Leary Biscuits (Anyone with experience -please help)

Hey, I've got a gram lying around and I want to put it to some use. I've always wanted to bake with weed, and after some looking, I've found a recipe called "Leary Biscuits".
Heres how it goes:

Cover a ritz cracker with butter, then put in .5 - 1g of weed, and top it off with a 1/2 slice of cheese. Heat in microwave for 30-45 seconds and enjoy!

I have a few questions with this though:
1. Will it work?
2. How intense is the high?
3. How long does it take to set in?
4. Will this make the microwave/surrounding area smell at all?

Can anyone help me out on this one? If this does work, that would be awesome...

 

best bet is to actually toss it in a frying pan and let it simmer in the butter.

ps. yeah, you're house will REEK.

 

Any recipes which require frying pans are out of the questions. Parents are home. Im looking for something thats quick and doesn't smell.

 

well good lucky, because as far as i know, anything invovled with cooking pot will make it smell for a good bit.

 

I've heard of people eating in on a cracker like that before, and apparently they got high. I don't have any first hand experience though.

If you have any at home, just pop a bag of popcorn after you make your leary biscuits. I can't tell you how many times I was saved by popcorn as a teen! lol

 

I know a guy that figured he could get high if he crumbled up some weed on a stack of pringles .

Can the THC really get into the cheese or butter that fast? I just figured it would take longer, seeing how recipes for cannabutter call for it to be cooked at least half an hour.

 

Well, I just wasted a gram.
I decided to try it after my parents went upstairs. I only needed to be alone for 40 SECONDS. But my dad came down about halfway through. I grabbed it out of the microwave, but the cheeese Ide placed on top of the bud had melted off to the side, so I pretty much just walked past my dad with a gram of weed sitting in plain site on a plate. How he didn't notice I have no idea. Anyway, I tried to shove it in my mouth as I went downstairs. I thought I was in the clear. But then he asks me what Im watching. I say family guy. He then says "great, I'll come join you". Fuck. Unfortunately, I panicked. I immediately went to the bathroom before he came down and flushed it. In retrospect, I could've just eaten it in the bathroom. But no. I flushed it.
Well, I guess I'll just give it another shot some other time...

 

very intresting I wanna try it.
So basically you didnt get high becoz there was not enough time to nuke the biscuits or is it the reciepe?
and it seems like there must have been no smell at all since you said your dad walked in and didnt notice shit, is that correct? ( I also have parents at home and need somthing odorless and fast).

 

There was no smell whatsoever (I think thats because I sandwhiched the weed) and I didn't get high because I barely ate any, and it was undercooked.

 

omg it really is the same thread after same thread

 

you are so fucking retarded.....
man alive if thats what you freak out about wait till you light a bowl, take a few hits and then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM comes at the door next to you... there standing is the sheriff..

he was looking for someone that used to live there. HA!
my bro almost pissed his pants....

 

Sorry dude. Better luck next time!