welp, i made it the first semester of college without having a one night stand, but it turns out that women lie somtimes... so i got tricked into bed. i had hoped to never have one, and i guess i can just try and avoid them now that i can spot some signs that it might be goin down. or not, haven't decided yet.
Well dont sleep with anyone the first night you meet them, personally even if it's not what you wanted i'd just look at it as some life experiance.
how do you get tricked into sex? "oh, I need you to get naked to, um, befriend you. Ok, now, lay on the bed. I talk best when I'm sitting on top of someone, after ensuring that they're hard!" Anyways... I'm sorry you had a shitty sexual experience, but now you know not to repeat it, right?
I wish I got tricked into a one night stand by a chick, although I still can't figure out how that happens.
A guy getting tricked into bed? You must be gorgeous. You poor thing. Usually it goes the other way around. You should be flattered that a chick wanted to sleep with you that bad. Or you're just gullible and oblivious.
Gullible and oblivious is actually pretty on target as for my personality. I suppose i should explain, i was just hanging out at a party drinkin' a 40 and this girl started chatting me up, it was really pleasant because we both are english majors so we talked about books and shit and by the end of my second forty i was ready to go home and crash out and she just followed me. And when she followed me into my apartment i made a point of telling her how i feel about one night stands and how i'd been celibate for a couple years as a result of this stance (I really don't understand the appeal it holds to so many people around here). And she just kissed me and said, "don't worry, i really like you." Let your imagination take it from there as far as specifics, but a couple hours later we both passed right out. Then in the morning i was 100% to hang out with her and talk some more and whatever, but she just whipped out a little pipe, and loaded up three or four bowls (very little speaking went on because most everything i said fell dead) and once we were both good and stoned she just said, "I"m really sorry but i have a boyfriend, and i remember what i said last night but i was lying. I really just wanted to fuck." And then she left to see her boyfriend.
Whoa. Where were the girls like that when I was young and gullible? Never mind I didn't learn what to do with them until I was 30. It would probably help if you weren't Leonardo DiCaprio's younger twin brother.
ok yeah, that's a shitty situation I thought you'd meant something more like, you didn't realize it was sex til too late or something, which would be a bit odd. Lying about the circumstances of your relationship or about your level of interest in someone is pretty low.
