Here's a nice parable for you kids -

Once Jesus was leaving the tavern place with three of his apostles. One of them was pretty drunk and he stepped into a puddle of camel shit. He didn't want to clean it and when the others said you smell like camel shit - he replied that when he'd get home, he'd fall asleep drunk, and his wife would clean it up for him because the smell would make her sick. Unfortunately, this wasn't the first time he did just that. So, during the night, his wife cut his foot. That was that.

The moral of this story is that when you leave the tavern, you should always be careful not to step into camel shit. I hope that this important lesson will stay with you all your life.

 

Hmm, when/if I ever get out to go to a bar I will make sure I watch where I roll. (I'm a nut)

 

Good girl! People just don't watch out for camel shit - need proof? How often do you hear people talking about camel shit? I bet never!

 

I bet it is much more popular on the west coast because some of the local bars are near the deserts. There is a great population of camels in the deserts. One day I'll check it out.

 

Oh, come on, GOD. would YOU talk to your friends about stepping in camel shit?

It's embarassing, man (or woman)! A person has their pri......well no they don't -- that's one of the 'seven deadlies'........

Share your camel shit with others, people!

 

camels are non-existant in wisconsin and new york, so ive never seen one or have had to worry about stepping in any of their shit.

 

Soulrebel51, that's just what the apostle said before leaving the bar. Heed my words, mortals, if you don't watch out for camel shit, it will be your downfall!

Papa has spoken.

God.

 

Here's another fin parable for you young people -

Once a man was walking in the jungle. Some big shark jumped on him - he was surprised. I guess you would be surprised to if a shark attacked you...in the forest - anyway - let's go on. The shark ripped the man's left eye with his claws. Sharks don't usually have claws but, c'mon, this is a parable and you never know... So anyway, the man put a band-aid on it - after a while the hole stopped bleeding. He went to his house and cryed and cryed, day after day... So one day, his wife told him - can't you get over it? He replied that he was sad about the loss of his eye and couldn't get over it. So his wife told him - don't cry because the clawed shark in the forest took your eye away - be thankful to God that you have the other one left.

So, if you've read this and pondered a little about it - the moral is that you should always watch out for sharks in the jungle.

 

...and don't forget:

He who has nothing, has nothing.