Would you rather? Game!

Alright, so heres how it goes:
Im going to ask you guys a "would you rather?" question (for example: "Would you rather drink hot wax or eat a chunk of rotten cheese?"), and then the next person has to answer the question, and then form a new question for the person who posts after him. Get it? Allllllllllllright then:

Would you rather accidentally stumble upon (while barefoot) a broken wine glass, or a board with a nail sticking up from it?

 

a broken wine glass

would you rather eat a live centipede or dissect a live cat?

 

Eat a live centipede.

Would you rather have sex with George Bush or an attractive relative of yours to choose?

 

attractive relative.
would you rather cut off your toes or your ear?

 

Erm..........a toe.

Woudl you rather run into a pole or do a belly flop after jumping off a high cliff into water?

 

run into a pole

would you rather fall through the ice of a pond in the winter or get lost in a blizzard?

 

Get lost in a blizzard.


Would you rather eat jumper cables or a CD?

 

a CD
would you rather pick your house keys out of a bag full of dirty syringes or venemous snakes?

 

How about... DIRTY SNAKES!!! Yes.

Would you rather watch the Discovery Channel or National Geographic Channel? (If you have those)

 

NGC, fo shizzle.

Would you rather be an albino or so tan that you have skin cancer?

 

Haha... I don't think I can get skin cancer. My mother is from Kuta Beach, (Bali, Indo)

Tan works, so I won't have to modify myself.

Would you rather drink straight tequila or straight bourbon?

 

Bourbon, babe.

Would you rather dance nekkid or run nekkid?

 

"Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening, live like it's heaven on earth." - Mark Twain


Would you rather eat a cactus (with spines) or a rat (with bubonic plague)?

 

Cactus, obviously.

Bubonic plague, George? Double you tee eff...

Would you rather be serenaded by Tony Bennett or Tom Jones?

 

I don't know.

Tom Jones

My grandmama knew him. She was also Yanni and Linda Evans' neighbor when she lived in Seattle.

 

Oh yeah,

Would you rather read The Star or National Enquirer?

 

National Enquirer.


If you were forced to have one of the following implant jobs, which would you have: your boobs or bottom?

 

Boobs

would you rather sit through multiple viewings of mary kate and ashley movies or multiple viewings of the dr. phil show?

 

dr phil show- at least its funny.

Woudl you rather be forced to kill a puppy or a praying mantis (endangered!)?

 

I'd pick Barney... the first dog.


What shitty car would you rather drive : '69 Ford Pinto or '84 Chevrolet Chevette?